h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So is everybody else. Right now, the nation's most important newspaper is crashing - because of the election.

Well! Just to change track and give a and

I got my mam chuckling this morning
I told her that I'd "got" a friend while waiting for the to town

I said to him:- I've started to eat tissue paper!
(he walked right into it)
and replied WHY ???

I said that my arse would then automatically wipe itself

Sorry for lowering standards...

You know my humour

That's pretty bad.

I know this lady on Twitter - she puts really bad jokes on every day. (But hers are at least less rude. )

Here's one:

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark Quark

I'm a Yorkshireman! I'll "sink" to any level for humour and laughs

I say to many folk! I'm not proud! I'll insult anyone

on a one

I say to some:- If you tell a joke in Wakefield! They don't laugh at in in Leeds!

The amount of folk that fall for itWHY ??

My reply is:- Co's they can't hear it

I love that one!
But the intelligence of "those" around here = 3 stories above "their" level of thought

And now the humour columnist of the Washington Post has endorsed Kamala Harris...in a very funny way...

(This one's free: https://archive.is/AfU1T )

I'm away for "nightcap" sanckBEFORE my body has to adjust to 1 hr less to eat at night

Sleep and dream well both and enjoy your evening meal before hand

Thanks!

"sanck" ?? surprising what lack of food can do eh!


I don't know/follow "stocks and shares/financial markets" apart from what I see on tv news progs etc.
But I reckon in the next 2 weeks or so, "they" are going to up and down more than a roller coaster, during and after your election between a dimwit and intelligence

I dunno. A certain party has been trying very hard to 'crash the stock market' and hasn't succeeded yet.

In the meantime, they had a rally in Madison Square Garden. I think everybody's getting disgusted with them by now.

I hope "they" show that at the voting booths.

last nightnot so much as Civ' 6 more "angry birds" (I have 6 in the series)

Not in later, quick nightcapand early night - fresh for Lil tomorrow

Hope you have a great time!

(Tonight's news: DJT bombed in Allentown, meanwhile, KH had 75,000 people cheering in Washington, DC.)

Both lines =

Lil's visit to myself and being at jnrs home, was shortened due to an extra over 1 hr being held up with road repairs on the way here and having to set off back earlyagain! Hitting over 1 hr "hold-ups" Alas! No alternatives routes home

The made it worthwhile though

Glad they finally got there!

Take the "P" out of britain etc I don't care, as I do it anyway

Take it out of Yorkshire and I bite back hard!

Make fun of Puerto Rico and as Yorkshire!
I know WHO will not get my vote!
I hope many from that country feel the same

Oh, they do! They're fighting mad.

5th Nov' - I truly hopethat Guy farts - sorry! Fawkes gets caught, before HE blows up America..

Not posted in humourBecause I dreadwhat could happen with HIM back in the White House

As always! Stay safe and well both

Happy suppertime "whoever" is the chef

See you over the weekend

Thanks, you, too!

(Our clocks go back tomorrow night.)