h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's good news!

Forgive the pun! But I have to

Nowt to be sneezed at and =

I hear you.

My sister says she and her husband shouldn't be contagious by Sunday.

In the last few daysI've found I'm now affected by "fart syndrome" it might take about 4 year to cure ????

Just checked! I do have a one to one with Caiman, but it went unnoticed by the "scanners" 3 yr back

Ah! Start another if you have to.

I have to go - Elektra's calling and I need to do something in the kitchen. You take care!

fart - trump

As "we" had many "carry on! - films" "we" never had a "carry on cooking" one

So my friend - carry on cooking and enjoy the meal

Thanks!

HOW did fart win so many States ?

With no disrespect of course, should Joe had stepped down earlier ?
Democrat strategy so wrong ??

I don't know - I don't think ANYBODY knows. Which makes me suspicious.

If Jimmy Carter was still able to watch elections, I'd think we should ask him, but the poor man has done enough for one lifetime.

As long as the Party don't start pointing fingers..

Get round the table and regroupRe-plan! (4 yrs comes very fast)

No, it won't. Four years is enough to put an end to all of us.

Look, I don't want to talk about it right now. It isn't a subject for light conversation. It's making a lot of us ill thinking about it. And either something really nefarious went on, or the whole place has gone insane, and either way, we need time to recover from the shock. So please - if you make jokes about it, I'll just go.

In the meantime, let me give you something more pleasant to think about - very funny dancers.

http://www.youtube.com/shorts/kOsi6JDbRkk

For the rest: it's been cold and rainy all day, my sister and her whole family are getting over the 'flu, and everybody's down.

I do not intend making jokes about your election, if it looks like THEN I apologise..

I'm actually trying to be serious, I do not really understand your electrical system ? because "we" over here don't get information etc, apart from the stuff "they" put on our tv

Bailing out for the night.

I NEVER intend to insult or anything like on SERIOUS stuff

Sorry. I had to run help with supper.

I know you didn't mean to - but at the moment, hardly anybody over here other than 'pundits' wants to talk about it at all. Because this is a catastrophe and we didn't see it coming.

And seriously: I have no idea what's going to happen next.

You take it easy, I'll see you tomorrow!

To give you an idea of how everybody's feeling, here's something they posted on Bluesky just now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=nWEpW6KOZDs

That man was 83 when he died recently - the two of them were/are lawyers and have been protesting all their adult lives. And were prepared to do it again.

It's like the 60s all over again, only we're all old and don't trust anybody under 65.

Shut the' those 2 are great

Human history goes in circles Because WE never learn from past mistakes(because we're human and MAKE the same mistakes)

Our Conservative lot got a drubbing in our general election - same old rhetoric! questions/answers etc as to why etc.
But before the NEXT general election, they have to find the answers ? to be able to put forward a manifesto, to try and win the public back to vote for them..

Yep. And a lot of the time, they don't.

I'm not blaming one 'side' for this. I'm blaming everybody - and I also suspect there was sabotage and they'd better find it.

It keeps getting dark too early. And today is Veterans' Day here (Remembrance Day on your side) - and Mrs Hoggett's birfday, so we gave her a bag of goodies yesterday at church.

"suspect there was sabotage" ?

An inside the party saboteur/s ?

If so! Then YES find one or more fast!!!

No, I think there was electronic interference. By satellite. We are missing about 20m votes. Now, that's just the explanation that makes the most sense to me - I've been here, on the ground, and there wasn't that kind of enthusiasm for the Republicans, registration was UP, which means new Democrats, etc. So it's all very, very fishy. That's what I think - especially after the bomb threats Russia called in on the day...

As I am a member of the R.A.O.B - Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffaloes.

Today - I took a toast and spoke certain words that would have been done in my Lodgein respect of "absent brethren"