h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Grab a handful of
rainbow colored sweet flavors.
Yuck! It's a black one!

New Topic: sleep depravation

You should be locked up.
Freud's a lot to answer for,
obscene dreams like that.

nt : sleep deprivation

(pedantic little git, aren't I? )

'a' / 'i' - I never
know which one I ought to type
can't sleep over that



See F48874?thread=202890 - there's someone out to tell us that these ain't haikus


NT: heretics!

Heretics are fun,
They don't believe in Jesus,
Who's a heretic?

Heretics are fun,
They don't believe in Jesus,
Who's a heretic?

Next: Next.

firmly intrenched
in the moment I wonder
what my future brings


nx:overt

(We get some nt's these days. Still, here goes...)

Every introvert
should try being extrovert.
Overtly. Overtoyou...

nt : George W Bush's re-election pitch, as a Haiku

Vote for me again,
A better bet than old Dad.
Though both brought you war.

nt: dragons

Fellowship of the
Rings, I just saw it and I
wish they showed dragons.

button-down shirts

When ever I put
on those botton-down shirts there's
a hole left over!

Next Topic: Bass Fishing

-Lucrecia

Flop, flop, flop, I hear.
Looking over see my son
Catching his third bass.

Next: Jazz music

Look! There's a scat man!
Boo bop a doobie doobie
Do wop do wop! Wow!

Next Topic:Trigger Happy TV

-L.

I'm not sure if I've fully understood the topic of trigger happy tv...sounds like something my father does every night with the remote.


Here's my my offering...do with it as you will.



Asta la vista
Baby's gotta gun, again?
Make my day...just leave!

Oops!

nt: Watery cola from fast food stores

Trigger Happy TV is a Candid Camera type show in the UK... But that's okay!

Too much ice equals
flat, watered-down soda pop.
Who wants to drink that?

NT: Final Fantasy VII

-Lucrecia

dude who lives with me
obsessed with this game he is
though he's beaten all

nt: strike (however you choose to use the word )

Strike one is not bad,
Strike two is slightly worse though,
On strike three, ashamed.

nt: smells from a wheelie bin

A hot summer's day;
the wheelie bin begins to
smell of tuna fish.

Next:driving lessons

Another junction!
Is it safe or am I hes-
itating too much?

nt: armadillos

Watch out when driving.
They look like easy roadkill
but dent your panels.

nt : Road-test on an armoured personnel carrier (motor mag report in Haiku form)