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Post 2561

starbirth

no i deserved it were smiley - cool


Haiku challenge!

Post 2562

starbirth

something i must do
i must not forget this time
what was i doing

next: 3AM


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Post 2563

eyethink_eyethink

tossing and turning
watching each second tick past
sleepless 3 am.

nt: camping


Haiku challenge!

Post 2564

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

Behind a pine tree
and nestled next to a creek
Come and play with me!

(seriously, I'm camping at the Hotspot campgroung F75930?thread=145294&post=2265233#p2265233 )

NT - cold fusion


Haiku challenge!

Post 2565

Miztres

Cold, alone, atom.
"Let's get close and make some heat!"
Nuclear fusion

nt:thumb tacks


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Post 2566

Mushy Mayt.

clickity clack click,
tap-dancing my way along,
thumb-tack in my shoe


next: puffer fish


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Post 2567

onetyredguy

I've breathed on a ray,
And choked on turtles, but please,
Can I puff a fish?

next: The dark ages


Haiku challenge!

Post 2568

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

the age of darkness.
darkness was in those ages.
my god. the darkness.

ROFL

NT sippy cups


Haiku challenge!

Post 2569

eyethink_eyethink

Wonderbra needed!!!
the curse of small breasts hits hard
pups in sippy cups

nt: shaving foam


Haiku challenge!

Post 2570

starbirth

hot thick and creamy
I rub it onto my face
now the fun begins


next: infinate


Haiku challenge!

Post 2571

starbirth

oops infinite


Haiku challenge!

Post 2572

Mr. Legion

'Infinite' is the
Number of syllables I'm
Not allowed to have.

NT: swatting flies


Haiku challenge!

Post 2573

eyethink_eyethink

buzz buzzz buzz buzz buzz
buzz buzzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
time for swatting flies

ok ok so it was as bad as it gets....

nt: lottery


Haiku challenge!

Post 2574

Miztres

Be in it to win,
Claim a new life for yourself.
Get struck by lightning.

nt: marathon running


Haiku challenge!

Post 2575

Hoovooloo

Marathon running
Is no longer possible
They're called "Snickers" now

Next topic: piggy banks


Haiku challenge!

Post 2576

onetyredguy

What happens, I ask,
When you earn lots of money?
Does piggy get fat?

Next: road maps


Haiku challenge!

Post 2577

starbirth

The route to your heart
Is a complicated road
but well worth the drive


next: heat


Haiku challenge!

Post 2578

Miztres

left, right, left...dead end?
You drive and I'll use the map.
It was upside-down!

nt:The common cold


Haiku challenge!

Post 2579

starbirth

I turn up the heat
to warm my aching body
a cold in august



nt: delusional


Haiku challenge!

Post 2580

Hoovooloo

"Mr. Usional -
Or can I call you Derek?"
"Nah. Just call me Del."

Next topic: eggshells

H.


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