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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Aug 24, 2005
Wow, it's got dusty in here! I never even saw the tequila!
(Not that I'd have drunk it anyway; being the bearer of the Sacred Salt is a very responsible position)
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Hermi the Cat Posted Aug 26, 2005
Hey! I could use that salt. I'll share...
*wiggles lovely frozen (or on the rocks) concotion of slightly green-glowing marguerita* 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 26, 2005
I've never seen so many different types of fungus.
Fecth me the machette. There's a minibar in here somewhere...
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Hermi the Cat Posted Aug 26, 2005
One Machete.. Machit.. Thingy coming up!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 26, 2005
*swish*
*THUD*
Got it!
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Hermi the Cat Posted Aug 26, 2005
*revives slightly
Did you bring the salt?
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Aug 28, 2005
Don't eat the salt! It's a prized relic of the Vaguely Sinister Monks from the Upper Andes! Also, it would taste gross in a marguerita.
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Hermi the Cat Posted Aug 30, 2005
Bummer. Margueritas are significantly better with salt -- on the rim of the glass not in it.
Hey, is that a pan-galactic gargle blaster?
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Aug 31, 2005
Oh OK, I'm not really an expert on margueritas.
Or pan-galactic gargle blasters, to tell you the truth. It looks big and dangerous, if that helps. Of course, it could be a pickaxe.
Salt is really my only area of expertise. Oh, and vinegar too.
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eloisa Posted Sep 1, 2005
If there is one thing I know about, it is drink. Here is some perfectly normal salt. Enjoy.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 3, 2005
No! I can't drink anything except from my hipflask, in case an enemy of the Vaguely Sinister Monks is trying to poison me! 
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eloisa Posted Sep 6, 2005
How about if I mix you a drink and then pour it into your hipflask? That would be safe wouldn't it? I've never even seen a monk.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2005
Uh uh. Sorry. The monks... they are always watching. And even if they aren't... the purple monkeys are. I dare not risk their wrath!
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Hermi the Cat Posted Sep 6, 2005
Okay... so where did you get your bottomless hip flask and can I order one with my beverage of choice?
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eloisa Posted Sep 7, 2005
You never said it was bottomless!!!! Gimme, I want to see purple monkeys too.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 7, 2005
It's not exactly bottomless... just miles deep. There has to be a bottom to it you see, otherwise it would end up in a black hole and we would all be sucked into a space void. Which is a bit of a disadvantage when you're thirsty.
The purple monkeys don't come out much. Most of the time, they type out Shakespeare.
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eloisa Posted Sep 8, 2005
Cool, copies of the original work or are they channelling new plays from beyond the grave?
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 9, 2005
No, just copies.
Unless you're one of the conspiracy theorists who think Shakespeare didn't actually write his own plays... 
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