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Is it still in storage?
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted May 5, 2005
Hey, as i am returning to the clan, by any chance is my black battlesuit still in storage, the one with repeater spork cannon?
It's just i may need it to convert some unbelievers
Is it still in storage?
Phoenician Trader Posted May 6, 2005
If you are going to convert unbelievers you may want to use a friendly canon rather than a cannon.
Is it the black battlesuit resplendent with bejewelled battleshorts and the structurally reinforced condiment pouch? Umm, well they _were_ in storage...
Is it still in storage?
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted May 6, 2005
Sounds about right, and i suppose i can demilitarise the 
cannon a bit.
Thankyou my good man
Is it still in storage?
Phoenician Trader Posted May 6, 2005
To change the subject, has anybody seen Fido?
Sorry, Cap'n, I will be with you right after I have seen a man about a dog.
Is it still in storage?
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 6, 2005
Gee, wasn't Fido used in that catapult thingy? 
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Phoenician Trader Posted May 6, 2005
whistles tunelessly and feeds nightmare a lump of sugar from a spork.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2005
A catapult.
Wouldn't the use of a feline be more appropriate?
Is it still in storage?
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted May 9, 2005
Not if you want to avoid the wrath of the RSPCA
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted May 9, 2005
Oh, and the RSPB too i guess, with all these flying cats going about
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2005
And the cat food manufacturers!
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2005
Kittikat will have your Whiskers if there were no more cats to feed.
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted May 9, 2005
eek not my whiskers!
wait, does a nicely trimmed goatee count as whiskers?
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted May 9, 2005
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Lady Scott Posted May 9, 2005
Come back! I just happen to have this handy-dandy pair of tweezers...
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2005
I do hope that the Whiskers pun was not lost on you.
You see Whiskers is a catfood manufacturer too.
Geddit?
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Lady Scott Posted May 9, 2005
Yeah, I know! 
Now hold still, this won't hurt a bit...
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2005
Well don't all congratulate at once then.
*Prepares a set of counter-tweezers do do battle with Lady Scott*
Have at you.
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Lady Scott Posted May 9, 2005
Ok, will this do then?
"
ho, ho, ho!hahahahaha!!!"
It was a bit of a stretch, perhaps not readily "get"able, because the brand name is actually Whiskas.
I wasn't going to point that out, but since you pressed on it...
Can you put a cat in cold storage?
Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 9, 2005
It was an audable pun and you don't get Whiskas on your face so I had to choose one.
And thank you for the enthusiastic appreciation.
I'll be sure to return the favour to you when you tell a bad joke.
PS. at least you did get it. I wouldn't have in your position, and I wasn't really sure how they spelt Whiskas and that's the real reason I wrote it out in full.
A big slap on my forehead.
That'll teach me to venture into the realm of Pundom.
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