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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 28, 2005
*mutilates Bin Laden and destroys the cronies*
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eloisa Posted Feb 4, 2005
So, did anyone bring a shopping list?
I bagsie the flamethrower.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 4, 2005
I'll have a box of 300 straws 37 pks of laxatives and a catty, I'll make 'em run
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 4, 2005
I don't need weapons, I'll use my god powers.
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 4, 2005
I got my flamethrower already.
My maces though.... I like those.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 4, 2005
Well I can make people run into doors.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 4, 2005
I run into a door the other day, didn't take me for a drink though, tight thing
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 5, 2005
Sorry Lady S, but I have to practice. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 7, 2005
plenty of ammo there then,
lada's any good ?
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eloisa Posted Feb 7, 2005
Not bulky enough. You need something that really hurts when it lands on peoples heads. The only thing being sqished by a Lada would hurt is your feelings.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 7, 2005
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 7, 2005
And your insurance premium if you own the car.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 7, 2005
fill it with petrol and you double the price of a lada, but my mate swore by them, plus he said, no one is going to nick it to joy ride in
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eloisa Posted Feb 8, 2005
Are you sure that wasn't 'swore at them'?
Can I have a tank? I can't drive, that doesn't matter does it?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 8, 2005
could be
bags, I the steamroller
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 14, 2005
I once created 10.000 volts with 4 tins, some copper wire and a coiuple of gallons of water.
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- 14342: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 31, 2005)
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- 14359: eloisa (Feb 9, 2005)
- 14360: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 14, 2005)
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