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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 21, 2005
*has no clue whats been going on in his several months absense*
Anyone have any idea why being the nice guy makes you want to curl up in the fetal position and cry yourself to death?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 21, 2005
Is it because pretty girls have bad taste in guys?
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 21, 2005
Well in my case it's saying something nice about someone your love hates and her getting so pissed at you her last words are
"God DA**IT I cant take this anymore!!"
... *spent the last night crying in fear of losing her...* 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 24, 2005
Try sending her flowers and/or chocs.
Or beat up the person she hates to redeem yourself.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 24, 2005
You could get a horrible disfiguring diesease. That would guilt her into staying with you even though she really doesn't want to.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 24, 2005
Or you could threaten her life if she leaves you...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 25, 2005
Kidnap her and keep her drugged and tied up in your basement!
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 25, 2005
Oooh! I know!!
Kidnap any aging relatives she may have and keep THEM in your basement as collateral against her good behavior!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 25, 2005
She might get the police involved there though. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 26, 2005
Not if you kidnap her.
eerily enough, I'm listening to Rammstein's Stein um Stein right now
It's about a guy who bricks up his girlfriend.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 26, 2005
I request my WMD
MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 26, 2005
Evil is not good with no WMD. Can I please have one? Or, I'll sorta "persuade" you... Howsa concrete overcoat sound?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Jan 26, 2005
Oh! I know I know!
If you find the WMDs in Iraq, you can have THOSE... okay?
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 26, 2005
I haven't got any plans to go to Iraq.
Me's gonna PERSUADE you, huh?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 26, 2005
I afraid that there's no WMD in Iraq anymore for some reason.
*GBs closet opens to reveal stockpiles of WMD.*
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 26, 2005
*takes WMD*
Thanks for doing business, yeah? You won't get a concrete footbath then.
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Hermi the Cat Posted Jan 28, 2005
The last time I looked the armory here had tons of WMD. Many were stored in the 'fridge alongside the moldy cheese and really bad wine. How would we ever be able to be part of the Thingite army without our WMD to clear the way so we don't really have to.. uh, nevermind. 
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 28, 2005
When was the last time you looked? I see Saddam Hussein tracks, ages old, he's been stealing.
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 28, 2005
*leaves a trail of WMD crumbs*
There, now all we have to do is sit back and wait for Saddam and his cronies to show up. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 28, 2005
*Bin Laden shows up following the WMD crumbs and sudden;y notices everyone looking at him.*
Bin Laden: Sorry, this isn't Mecca. I must have taken a wrong turn.
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- 14321: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jan 21, 2005)
- 14322: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 21, 2005)
- 14323: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Jan 21, 2005)
- 14324: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 24, 2005)
- 14325: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 24, 2005)
- 14326: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 24, 2005)
- 14327: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 25, 2005)
- 14328: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 25, 2005)
- 14329: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 25, 2005)
- 14330: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14331: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14332: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14333: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14334: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14335: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14336: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 26, 2005)
- 14337: Hermi the Cat (Jan 28, 2005)
- 14338: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 28, 2005)
- 14339: Lady Scott (Jan 28, 2005)
- 14340: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 28, 2005)
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