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"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 16, 2004
No, I suspect only Severa knows.
As a sidenote, if 'GH' stands for 'P' as in 'Hiccough' and if 'OUGH' stands for 'O' as in 'Dough' and if 'PHTH' stands for 'T' as in 'Phthisis' and if 'EIGH' stands for 'A' as in 'Neighbour' and if 'TTE' stands for 'T' as in 'Gazette' and if 'EAU' stands for 'O' as in 'Plateau' then wouldn't the right way to spell 'POTATO' be 'GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU'?
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jun 16, 2004
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
parrferris Posted Jun 16, 2004
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 16, 2004
There's one of those with fish too, but I can't remember it.
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Severa Posted Jun 16, 2004
I appologise for having been reduced to foul language, but I was under a considerable amount of stress, I assure you.
It's just that I was conducting some eksplorations into the interior with a view to updating some of the maps of this place, and it seems that someone has been switching the signs around in the the map-storage area. If I remember correctly, that was also where you sent your elf...?
Now, I'm not usually one to jump to conclusions, but the door leading to the Lake of Acid was actually marked "Acid"! I could have been killed!
As for Holmes, we'll need him to ever get this sorted *whimper*
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Severa Posted Jun 16, 2004
*crunches some fried goughptui-thingies*
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jun 16, 2004
If gh in enough sounds like F, and o in women sounds like I, and ti in nation sounds like sh, then FISH should be spelled GHOTI.
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 16, 2004
Yes, you are quite correct, Severa, I did indeed send Coren to look for some maps of this place, but he has returned safe and sound (in body if not mind). As I recall, he has variably called me 'Lestrade', for arresting a smiley addict, and, sarcastically, 'Holmes' for a not-so-brilliant deduction. Seems to be a theme lately, eh? I could probably summon Holmes, like I have summoned Kirk and Spock once or twice, but I doubt it. He doesn't seem like the kind of person who would appreciate being summoned. What does everyone else think?
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Lady Scott Posted Jun 16, 2004
*tries to ascertain her own thoughts*
Oops. 
Head exploded from thinking too much, I really must learn to restrain myself in that area...
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 16, 2004
Do you think it would be a generally good idea or a generally bad idea to try to summon Sherlock?
Coren: I'll help!
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Lady Scott Posted Jun 16, 2004
Nuh-uh, you're not going to trick me into that "thinking" thing again!
No way!
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 16, 2004
All right. I won't trick you into making me not trick you into thinking, which will then cause your head to think it has exploded from thinking which it will in fact be doing at that therefore thinking did not make it explode because it simply thought it had exploded and is therefore capable of thought without exploding.
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Lady Scott Posted Jun 16, 2004
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
Nooooooooo, not again!
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 16, 2004
Sovvy. Writing that sentence was fun, though. 
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 17, 2004
We don't need Holmes ... we've got PF!
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jun 17, 2004
Yeah!
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 17, 2004
Woohoo!
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 17, 2004
Who's PF? Excuse my ignorance, but I have no clue who you are referring to.
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Lady Scott Posted Jun 17, 2004
Parrferris. He left a post up there somewhere... although it might have been on the previous page of postings.
"I have made a study and am familiar with no fewer than one-hundred and fifty eight varieties of pastrami. I have often considered composing a short monograph on the subject."
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jun 17, 2004
Ah. So where is he?
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