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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
*Offers 
to Fred*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 13, 2003
Please stop 
because you might flood the place out, and give someone the means to start a water fight.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
Splendid idea!
*pulls out 2 double-barreled super-soakers and shoots Aries*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 13, 2003
*takes soaks up puddle of water then throws it at Ralph*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
*ducks towel and throws a water bomb at Aries*
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 13, 2003
*splashes the water (know at knee level) at Ralph after dodging balloon*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 13, 2003
*releases a Pirranah fish*
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 13, 2003
Why's it so dark in here?
*turns on light*
~~~~ZORCH!!!!~~~~
Oops. We lose more Thinites that way.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 13, 2003
.............
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 14, 2003
*still clings on to light but with hair standing on end having occasional spasms*
Get me down!
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 14, 2003
::brings feather pillow into thread::
Ok, hold on! I'm working as fast as I can! Lemme rip this open and find you some down!
:: rips open pillow, tosses down at Aries::
There, is that better?
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 14, 2003
*falls to the ground and lies still, in fact too still*
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 14, 2003
*dumps the rest of the contents of the feather pillow on Aries in the hopes that will help*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 14, 2003
..... *is lost again*
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