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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
*eyes now glowing blue with all the electric*
Urgh whats that burning smell?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Oh, good. You're awake.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
*wanders around aimlessly looking for something*
Hmm where is it, I left it around here somewhere.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
*wanders around aimlessly looking for something*
Hmm where is it, I left it around here somewhere.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Where's what?
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
ermm that thing. *still stunned by electroshock therapy*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Thing's the day after the day after tomorrow.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
No not Thing, that thing I left here. *rummages in cupboard marked birthday candles*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Watch out! That cupboard contains...
*an explosion hurls Aries across the room*
Exploding fortune cookies.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
*gets up and brushes off soot then looks at Ralph*
I know.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Look! Your fortune!
"you out of luck when rock drop on head"
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
It's not raining.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
Just in case a rock does decide to drop on my head
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Z Phantom Posted Mar 17, 2003
yes it is, it's raining 
s and 
s,
(i should know i've just stepped in a poodle)
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Like that umbrella will stop it.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Mar 17, 2003
The fortune said "you out of luck when rock drop on head" so that means that I'll have good luck until it does, I hope its a small one.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
Those fortunes never com true.
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