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Armory Request
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Mar 15, 2003
You were a 
at one time, weren't you Lady Scott?
Armory Request
Lady Scott Posted Mar 15, 2003
I think I *tried* to become the official Thingite nurse, but Clive and Amy said no... 
Therefore, I haven't a clue what to do about the smashed thingite on the floor.
Armory Request
Lady Scott Posted Mar 15, 2003
Maybe we'd both have more of an idea what to do if we'd put on uniforms?
Armory Request
Lady Scott Posted Mar 15, 2003
*Looks through the armory halls, closets, drawers, shelves and hidden rooms to try to find a outfit that will fit*
Nope, nothing fits. Guess I'll have to just continue to toss feathers on Aries.
*throws more feathers around*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 15, 2003
.... *lady scott in uniform*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 15, 2003
.... *lady scott in uniform* 
Armory Request
Lady Scott Posted Mar 16, 2003
But I couldn't find one that fit, so I'm still wearing my usual toga, not a uniform.
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cCmndhd Deuce, Thingite Conflict Roboticist, 1s Armored Amphibious Cavalry Division,or The Big Wet ONE Posted Mar 16, 2003
Togas, eh?
Dont get me started on togas, suffice it to say that you want to aviod rain . Or not 
.
Pardon me, sah, new recruit requesting Vestments ( or cumberbundments if vests are out of style ths year). I Would like to Requisition(i hope) my official Titanium Spork. For armaments i should like a "Reegimental" battle kilt, Aluminiun foil helmet( to keep the spies out) and as the Main weapon assorted bits of Titanium and mercury plates and wire( as i am the conflict roboticist, 1st armoured amphibious cavalry division). And of course, Mac Classic processors to control (i hope) them. The rest, i will bodge to the Glory of the Thingite Empire.
I suppose that will do for now,
TUUUYSCS, TCR-ARMAMfCAV,
Deuce.
Armory Request
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 16, 2003
toga
Armory Request
Lady Scott Posted Mar 16, 2003
Angel, you know very well that all good thingites are supposed to be helping the new recruits find whatever they need in the Armory, and not just at the togas...
Deuce - Let's see... I think there's still a couple of 
s over there on the table.
*gestures in general direction of the table*
You can take your pick of any one of those.
Lets see, very unusual uniform you've requested... but I'm sure we can find exactly what you need if we just look around a little bit.
*walks down the hallway to a little used room marked "Dental Equipment" filled with shelves, closets, and drawers, all of which seem to be overflowing with uniform accoutrements*
We have both cumberbundments and vestments, here in this drawer... Why don't you just take both and you'll always be in style, no matter what the whims of fashion dictate?
The "Reegimental" battle kilts are over there in that closet marked "Exit", right next to the purple rubber kilts.
Aluminum foil helmets... Um...
*looks around*
Yeah, I see them now - right over there on that shelf above the crocodile pit. 
Don't worry, they don't bite. Honest.
Ok, now you said you also would be needing bits of Titanium and mercury plates and wire, which I think are still located in the box marked "soft stuffed animals"
*checks drawer*
Yes, here they are.
Is there anything else you'll be needing?
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Mar 17, 2003
toga
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Lady Scott Posted Mar 17, 2003
*slaps Angel in a desperate attempt to bring him out of his trance*
There, are you back with us now?
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cCmndhd Deuce, Thingite Conflict Roboticist, 1s Armored Amphibious Cavalry Division,or The Big Wet ONE Posted Mar 17, 2003
Mwaha, fantastic,
All suited, thank you kindly, Lady Scott.
Nothing finer than a well made titanium .
And now i have a nice leather briefcase to hold my uniform to.
Until i return,
Deuce.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
*pokes Aries with a cattle prod*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
*turns up the power and tries again*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2003
*turns up the power even further, the end is now starting to glow blue*
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- 10250: cCmndhd Deuce, Thingite Conflict Roboticist, 1s Armored Amphibious Cavalry Division,or The Big Wet ONE (Mar 16, 2003)
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- 10252: Lady Scott (Mar 16, 2003)
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- 10255: cCmndhd Deuce, Thingite Conflict Roboticist, 1s Armored Amphibious Cavalry Division,or The Big Wet ONE (Mar 17, 2003)
- 10256: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 17, 2003)
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