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Lady Scott Posted Jan 27, 2003
That might very well be it... I don't know if you should include some of the surrounding matter or not 
it's hard to tell what it might do it you did.
Did you find the super-quasi-turbo-machXXXXII-forklift yet?
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Farlander Posted Jan 27, 2003
nope. cough cough, no super-quasi-turbo-machXXXXII-forklift here. maybe if i can carefully *ease* that "now microscopically flat to enable easy handling!" antigravity generator under it, maybe we could -
no, it's ok, everything's fine back here! i just -
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 27, 2003
*is knocked backwards into last week by the blast*
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Farlander Posted Jan 27, 2003
urghhh... there you go. i don't know if there are any more of these around but after what it did to lady scott, i don't think anyone should go rooting for any more. kill-O-Zap Mk.II pistols here - i see you've already picked up your 
. you don't need any armour to go with that? very brave.
now if you'lll excuse me, i'm going to go upstairs and look for the time machine so that we can go rescue lady scott -
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 27, 2003
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 27, 2003
*wanders around in last week*
Oooooooooooh, deja vu! 
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Z Phantom Posted Jan 27, 2003
*Emergency*
i need:
1 enchanted super sword with the soul of some great warrior trapped in it,
1 unbreakable shield, (must be fire, ice wind and water proof.)
1 short bow,
1 long bow
1 quiver,
42 arrows of different types including, explosive, gas, Armour piercing, and normal.
Black "boba fett" type armour.
expando-matic 874655-09 type utility belt with everything (including optional grappeling hook)
BIG rifle, with sniper scope
then i can go find her.
Z P
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 27, 2003
*falls asleep for no aparent reason- 
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Jan 27, 2003
*pokes head in* Umm... I've been a Thingite for quite a while and never reported for my official titanium spork? Do you still issue them here?
-Yankee-shoes; Chief Subliminator of Thingite Espionage
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jan 27, 2003
*Stands to attention and salutes*
I am the librarian sir and I've come for my uniform and librarian gear Sir
Reefgirl 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2003
I thought for *sure* I gave you a Yankee-shoes ... sure you didn't misplace it?
Welcome, Reefgirl! Your ! ::presents on velvet cushion::
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 28, 2003
*waves to Shea from last week*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2003
::gazes into crystal ball, waves at Lady Scott::
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Farlander Posted Jan 28, 2003
poor lady scott... by the time she gets to last monday, the explosion will knock her back into last week again... on and on...
it wasn't my fault, i swear! it was that black hole... thing...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2003
It's tragic, true ... but there's no need to resort to vile swear words, Farlander! M
day, indeed! 
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Farlander Posted Jan 28, 2003
aieee... forgive my distress shea, and the m word! sodit sodit sodit... 'tis too terrible a fate to befall anybody...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2003
Oh dear ... that'll happen ...
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Jan 28, 2003
*rifles through pockets and pouches* I'll check, but I have absolutely no recollection of it, Shea! 
that's weird.
CSoTE, Yankee-shoes
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2003
Maybe I forgot ... I've given out quite a few sporks ... I'll present you with your official if you don't have one. 
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