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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 3, 2001
Read, Armamants, Chapters 1 through 5.
..then takest thee thy Holy hand-grenade of Antioch and pullest of thine pin. THREE shall be the number of the count and the number of the counting shall be THREE. one shalt not do, nither shalst thou two, excepting that thou then proceedst to THREE....FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!!
Havingst completed thee thine counted upon the number THREE, being the third number be-reached. Takest thee, thy holy hand-grenade of Antioch and lob it at thy foe, whom being naughty in my site - shall snuff it. 
Right! - 1, 2, 5!
3, sir!
3!
....
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 3, 2001
I'm not dead! I'm NOT dead! I feel happy!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 3, 2001
Come and see the violence inherent in the system - come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Help, help - I'm being oppressed!!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 3, 2001
Shut up ... bl**dy peasant
Nothing beats a bit of Python first thing ...
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 3, 2001
Come back - I'll bite yer legs off!!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 3, 2001
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of Science?
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Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists Posted Oct 3, 2001
woi not try a holiday in sweden this year.
See the lovely lakes.
And the lovely mountains...
And the moose
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the new Sam Wolf keeper of 1 aardvark, and ob the smiley face (please read my journal) Posted Oct 3, 2001
a moose once bit my sister
I hate to interupt, but is this where I come for a uniform?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 3, 2001
Benny the champion Llama (aaaai-ribbA!)
and yes, but I am going to bed and I'm 
*sniffle* but ask once of these fine chaps and they will furnish you with you regulation spork.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 3, 2001
oh yes and a tuba, I'm giving out samples
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 3, 2001
No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink".
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Pablo Ferral 'Thingite Distributor Of Bar Snacks' Posted Oct 4, 2001
Reporting for duty SAH!
Pablo Ferral - Thingite distributor of bar snacks, so could my brestplate have plenty of pockets for my cheesy watsits and such?
Perhaps my Helmet should have a crest, a giant packet of pork scratchings should help people find me in the meele.
Salty nuts anyone?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 4, 2001
I couldn't possibly comment. 
but because, I'm warlord and have to show willing occassionally, here you go sir, one regulation Titanium Spork (it's half-way between a spoon and a fork) use it wisely soldier.
And one, many-pocketed, breastplate, and how about a standard bearer, displaying The Pork Scratching Crest?
*here-you go*
Clive 
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- 2986: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Oct 3, 2001)
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