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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 29, 2001
i know, why dont we all sit here and feel sorry for ourselves?
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parrferris Posted Sep 30, 2001
I am worthless and grotesque.
:::avoids stampede of agreement:::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 1, 2001
::steps away from Busterbone to avoid having any last remnants of cute sucked out of him::
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 1, 2001
eeeeww! ::looks around the thread and shudders.:: what a mess.
I detect the dastardly paw of Busterbones in this!
Introduces several scenes of saccharine cuteness into the thread to cancel out the black hole of anti-cuteness. Puppies and kittens scamper over the thread, being chased by Buster's littlest kid(I think she's 3), followed by furry little woodland creatures...
there. thread's back to normal. come on in, Aquarius, it's safe now.
sneaks off to the back of the thread to off some R&D lackeys for old time's sake.(wearing a mask in case the negotiations are still going on.)
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Busterbone Posted Oct 1, 2001
Puppies???
*pulls out Chihauwitzer*
They're just the right size.....
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Busterbone Posted Oct 1, 2001
Um....by a complex thingy that is.....far too complicated to explain.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 1, 2001
Okay, okay. The furry little woodland creatures I can put up with. But puppies and kittens??? I think I prefer the black-hole of anti-cuteness.
::prepares very large cauldron for puppy'n'kitten stew::
The negotiations with the R&D lackeys are going slowly. Mostly we are just sitting around, drinking 
and telling stories about the battle so far.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 2, 2001
Hey I've invented a new weapon, it's called a tuba launcher, see me for the specs
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 2, 2001
It's alright ... I've got my contact lenses in ... thanks all the same 
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T J: Mr. Shea Posted Oct 2, 2001
:: TJ enters the armoury after having been away for a few days and sees, among other things:
Clive's carefully carved nieche of rugged battle-scarred warlord...
Three seperate doctors and a queen hovering around UH...
Several dozen of Sir Loin's ex-girlfriends chasing him around the firearms locker...
Clive running from the cops who are waving a number of warrants calling for his arrest....followed closely by a couple of hitmen waving contracts which have been put out on his life...
Ekki praying to some deity or other 
...
Parferriss being not cute...
Busterbone being etuc...
A large number of puppies 
, kittens 
, and small furry woodland creatures 
running around loose...
xR trying to disguise herself with a mask
...
BB loading up the Chihauwitzer...
ER stirring a very large cauldron of puppy'n'kitten stew - when he's supposed to be negotiating with the R & D lackeys btw...
Capt. Shea just being her wonderful, cute self in shiny silver breastplate 
...
St. Pat with a Tuba launcher? 
...
And Ekki having a drink with a ... ::
Boy did I ever miss this place!!! 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 3, 2001
How do you know he is a witch!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Well.......... we did do the nose!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 3, 2001
Gratuitous Monty Python References! 
Now I know I'm on the right thread!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 3, 2001
He turned me into a Newt!
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- 2961: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 29, 2001)
- 2962: Busterbone (Sep 30, 2001)
- 2963: parrferris (Sep 30, 2001)
- 2964: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2965: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2966: Busterbone (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2967: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2968: Busterbone (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2969: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2970: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 1, 2001)
- 2971: Shea the Sarcastic (Oct 2, 2001)
- 2972: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Oct 2, 2001)
- 2973: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 2, 2001)
- 2974: T J: Mr. Shea (Oct 2, 2001)
- 2975: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 2, 2001)
- 2976: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 2977: T J: Mr. Shea (Oct 3, 2001)
- 2978: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 2979: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 3, 2001)
- 2980: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 3, 2001)
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