h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AH yes, I'd assume people who wanted to have impressive pubic areas might do sdlightly more than i do to my beard- comb it once in a while and occassionally give it a wash...

You know, until I moved to California, I never knew people actually shaped their pubic hair. It still seems odd to me. Why?

I've never understood it myself. I suppose I can see the appeal of having it all shaved off, but just trimmed seems like an awful lot of work to me.

ANd painful.

You have to COMB your face?

I suppose I never really thought about that. Is it common practice to comb beards?



Wonder if I should shave?

- Jordan

My FACE. Look at my face, you dirty animals.

- Jordan

MR and answer

Gay men actually use their Gym memberships. Also gay men tend to drag a towel after them to the showers at said gym. Therefore pubic hair is quite important in that sense.

Why am I telling you guys all this?

Egon do you have a gym membership? And B do you use it?

Err, you've always just looked like an overgrown geek to me quite frankly Egon. Although the 'bovril boy' tag was a mistake.

I can think of lots of straight actors. Nick Courtney for instance. A man that thinks of nothing but beer, sex and God. Hopefully not at the same time.

DD- I'm a member of the university sports centre, and do go sporadically.

*still regrets not knowing what "bovril boy" was slang for*

Would love to enlighten you but can't.

Watch out for gym behaviour

Your journal comes up number 4 on google though.

"Your journal comes up number 4 on google though"

Um, searching for what?

Oh, and I know what bovril boy means now. master b told me. And Kerr. And Blues Shark.

I'm not totally clear on the origins of that phrase... I've certainly never heard it.

Did I ever relate the 'fudgepacker' story?

- Jordan

No you did not, but I would be interested to read it.

Oh, and my bovril boy story:

On collective, there was a discussion about hot drinks, during which I questioned why we always call the person who prepares the drinks in an office "teaboy" or "tealady" but never refer to other hot drinks, such as coffee, hot chocolate and bovril.

I then changed my nickname to Egon HNM, Bovril Boy.

Which led to this thread: F50865?thread=344403 and me having the piss taken out of me by B, Kerr and Blues at the Derby meet.

When I say can't I mean not in a public forum.

And the search was Bovril Boy

AH yes- I see me as both fifth and sixth on the first page, my PS on collective, and on ww2.

okay, I'll go google it, since I have no clue....

and I thought I was quite sexually cosmopolitan....

ewww.

I think I hit on another reason yesterday evening- I spent the ten minute break in the middle of my American Political history lecture having a conversation with my friends Debbie and laura which rervolved entirely around clothes, shoes and hair. Well, there was a sm,all amount of Hunbter S Thompson discussed as well.