h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I take it you've never tried the Scrumpy M+Ms then What's that? You never heard of them?

* giggles *

Apple M&M's even wont do that will they?!?!

They're probably in development as we speak!

What a horrid thought - not a good taste in my mind - and therefore I guess something they would do!

I'd rather have scrumpy-flavoured scrumpy, if it's all the same to you.

Hmmm ... same ole, same ole then?

Pint of Marston's Pedigree for me

You all know where the bar is!!!

* waits for a glass of white *

You might be waiting a while ...

Hey, I've been pouring drinks at work all day - I'm sure as hell not going to do it in my time off. Talk about a busman's holiday

Well it was worth a go!!!!

* gets her own wine *

Roll on the weekend

::gets on the bus and waits for a drink::

*Idly flicks a dishrag at a passing cockroach*

::SNAP::

That's gonna hurt in the morning

::gets on the cockroach and waits for a drink::

I know this'll hurt in the morning.

So did it?

Gosho, your current tag reminded me of a certain chocolate-covered club that was somewhere 'round these parts a few years back...

R

I don't know quite what happened there

I was going to say: really? Tell me more. Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

Uh-huh, doo-doo, uh-huh, doo-doo etc, etc.

Put some grease on that

Chocolate is good

Can I join the club? Have I already joined it?

Oh no, I just read your posting rules.