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WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Researcher 140051 Posted Jan 24, 2001
Close the lid! You're letting in a draft!
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 24, 2001
I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T DEAD!!! AND THERE HE IS! ALIVE!!! EEEEEEKKKK!!!! I WILL RESPOND THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW, BY THROWING FLAN AND TOMATOES AT HIM!! 
BACK! BACK! YOU VILE CREATURE!
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 24, 2001
CHARGE
~evil one run towards MoC with a wooden stake~
Die vile evil creature 
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 25, 2001
~splat! splat!!~
oops. sorry uncle heavy.
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 25, 2001
..good thing i don't know how to spell
~Splat!~
oops... sorry mr. evil one... i'm just gonna sit down now and let you guys handle this.
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 25, 2001
~Evil one hits MoC in the chest with the stake, Breaks his legs with the crowbar and throws the vile evil fiend into the coffin followed by a load of carlic, crosses and flowers. Before MoC (Vamp. or has a chance to complain EO nails the coffin shut and reburies it quickly. While replacing the headstone EO mutters~
Thank *** thats over
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WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
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- 122: Maria d J Gutierrez (Jan 24, 2001)
- 123: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 24, 2001)
- 124: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 24, 2001)
- 125: Maria d J Gutierrez (Jan 25, 2001)
- 126: Maria d J Gutierrez (Jan 25, 2001)
- 127: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 25, 2001)
- 128: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 25, 2001)
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