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WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 4, 2001
He keeps saying he's dead.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE A MAN WHO HAS HIS NAME IS CAPITALS.
Now is time to beat up his bloody corpse and throw it in the river so it won't be recigonised by family and friends.
~pulls a weasal from coat~
this will check his deadness
~puts weasal up MoC trowser leg~
Ive done this before!
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 5, 2001
wow! that is impressive and the kind of thing that makes me glad i'm not a guy. 
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 11, 2001
ummm... 
has anyone else noticed that the Master of Chaos has disappeared?
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 11, 2001
Mabie Its like perfect dark or goldeneye for the N64 and he will regenerate in a moment
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 11, 2001
i dunno... have you seen his page? it's like he moved out in the middle of the night, or maybe he was evicted, or is on the lamb, or maybe he is trying to outrun creditors! then again, he may be just nuts. 
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Pandora Posted Jan 11, 2001
*sniff* Brace youselves...I've been told The MoC Is dead! 
*breaks into laughter & begins to dance & twirl her skirt around &
toss her hair from side to side*
Yes...this is a sad day. *stiffles a laugh* The reading of the will shall be on Monday next. Don't get your hopes up.
*starts humming the tune: Ding-dong the wicked Witch is dead*
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 13, 2001
well, me personally, i think he's hiding from creditors.
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Pandora Posted Jan 14, 2001
...nope...dead. You see I killed MoC:once...I kiled Moc twice...I even killed MoC thrice...but when I killed Moc the 4th time...Moc didn't have a word for four times dead...(like twice-twice) so Moc IS just plain old stinky head...I'll try to be here for the reading of the will...bet it'll be interesting
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 15, 2001
Do you think he has anything?
Do you think that he has left anything to the person who beat up his dead corpse and stuffed a weasal up his trowser leg?
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 16, 2001
you should go to his page and see for yourself. i killed him three times and he left me his beloved pet rock, morton. i think he has a crush on me though, so you may not be as fortunate. 
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 16, 2001
Eeeeeerrrr
I think I'm blacking out because of the smell of his underware.
Don't let my head hit the floor too hard.
~falls over hitting head heavly on the floor~
*short irregular breathing*
*low mutering* His final curse upon us
~Eyes glase over~
~body limp~
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Jan 16, 2001
I was his Guardian Angel and there's nothing for me!
~flies off sobbing~
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 16, 2001
Hey I'm alive again
Must be something to do with this site
He's left an email address from beyond the grave!
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 17, 2001
i'm still not so sure he's really dead.
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Pandora Posted Jan 21, 2001
...You REALLY MEAN IT?!? Not dead?!? 
I was so happy.
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Jan 21, 2001
well it's just stuff like the fact that he supposedly died and THEN wrote his will and keeps coming back to comment on stuff... i mean that's not the way it usually works. IS IT!? 
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
Mabie hes a or a vampire.
Perhaps we had better dig up his corpse and fill it with gralic and steak it then brake its legs and rebury him with crosses and flowers and stuff.
Traditional vampire procedure
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 23, 2001
I havent killed MoC for several months. bring it on.
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
~pulls a shovel from the black depths of his coat~
~The weather gets increasingly hung over~
~Starts digging~
~lightning flashes overhead~
~Suddenly the shovel hits wood making a dull thud sound~
~Evil one calls for a crowbar which is handed to him by uncle heavy~
~The old rusted nails come up from the wood with a crack~
~The smell hits the spectators like a physical force~
~Evil one begins lifting the lid~....
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