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WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 8, 2000
Maria. That was a carefully considered innuendo which you just shot down in flames. Apologise...
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 9, 2000
The new smileys are really quite village, aren't they...
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 9, 2000
[Death Avocado] Awright! A smiley just for me! 
! if you don't know Death Avocado, it's probably best not to worry about it 
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Nov 10, 2000
MoC keep your slimy lips away from me!
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Nov 11, 2000
ok MoC while you are here insisting on smooches, UH and I are at the F&F tying to take people hostage and fighting off that lunatic xenomorph and the avocado of death in orange leatords. 
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 11, 2000
Don't worry. He's a friend of mine. I'll deal with him.
(I am actully a member of CHOPPERS, the league of H2G2 superhgeros. I've just been subverted atm)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 11, 2000
And I am entirely on your side. Just to make that clear. Tell me, MoC, old fruit, do you know Minos Krymla? He's the leader of the H2G2 supervillains. I'll introduce you sometime.
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Nov 30, 2000
(wanders in, sticks a pitchfork into the Master of Chaos, and wanders out again)
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Nov 30, 2000
well good. it's been far too long since somebody killed MoC.
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Dec 1, 2000
oh! please share it with the rest of us! (
and happy birthday to uncle heavy 
)
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Pandora Posted Dec 1, 2000
Yes, Happy B. D.!
Mine will be here very soon. And ALL I want for my day, is to KILL THE MOC. Have I said."I have THE perfect way to go about killing him?" (actually, I think I hurt MOC's feelings when I took MOC by the pink bunny ears @ the Halloween party & tossed MOC into the bubbling cauldren we WItches of Eastwick had brewing) 
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Dec 1, 2000
UH: you're welcome.
pandora: i seriously would not worry about having done such a thing to MoC because it sounds like just the sort of he gets all tingly over. it was probably his favorite part of the night.
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