SATAN - Lord of the Underworld
Greetings, foolish mortal being. I am Satan, Lord of the Underworld. (As there's a GOD on h2g2, I thought there'd better be a SATAN too!)
Don't visit this page, they are all liars and idiots. So are The Guardian Angels.
Regarding this election business, I support no-one except for myself. I will be ruler of the universe when my time comes. Anyone who does not bow to my authority will die. Horribly. Mind you, everyone else will as well.
If you wish to email me, then you can at [email protected]. Send your completed soul purchase forms here, as well as guesses to which h2g2 researcher I really am.
Here is a fine drawing of me. I had the painting commissioned specially; I told the artist that I would save him from hell when he dies. He died, I had a good laugh at him, and now he's burning in hell forever. Bwahahaha!!!!
I intend to use this futile 'h2g2' thing to warp the fragile minds of these idiotic mortal computer nerds. You are all doomed to HELL!!!
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| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| hey satan | Dec 22, 2004 |
| SATAN! WILL YOU JOIN ME? | Dec 22, 2004 |
| Belief. | Jan 21, 2001 |
| Read my Will | Jan 15, 2001 |
| and your stance on? | Dec 2, 2000 |
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