h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*assembles herself into a cowlike position and starts trampling round the room*
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!

See now that's scary?

Only from the point of view of the cost of the phychiatric treatment this will take to fix.

The most evil thing in the world is ME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

- Satan

*looks through her huge fake cow eyes at Santa*
Aaaaw isn't he lovely

*crawls over to Menza*
What psychiatric help? If you'd just believe me that cows are the eveilest things in the world then I'd be quiet...well I'm never going to be quiet but I'd stop mooing

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*sits giggling*

Hmmm. Still don't know.

ITV not showing us the US Grand Prix live so I'm avoiding the BBC news at all costs and having to be careful entering websites to check on e-mails that I don't see it in the news sections there.

ITV is being fairly evil.

I know my friend in California has sent me a e-mail and I daren't open it as it is poted I reckon about 20 minutes after teh end of the race grrr just incase it's mentioning the race she is a big fan and is bound to

Always a pain, but I don't think I'm going to get a chance to watch this race.

One advatage of being an insomniac I suppose. Tough luck for you though if it had of been on live we'd all now know what had happened and be having our normal post race discussion

*puts on the ITV cap that James Allen sent her for her birthday*
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am an ITV representative cow, Moooooooooooooo!!!"

*looks quizically through her big brown cow mask eyes to see if Menza believes that cows are eveil yet*

If it was an ITV presenter cow it would have to be evil.

I would have to agree bring Moooooray Walker back to the Beeb at least they would have put it on BBC 2 so we could have watched it

Speaking of BBC2, there is a class Bowie concert on there now.

*reappears wearing her suit jacket, cow mask and ITV cap and sits behind a newly placed silver desk*
"MOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Today's race will be brought to you by the letters J and B and the number
*quickly calculates Jenson's car number* err 8 or possibly 10?"

*returns to looking quizically at Menza*
Btw remember that I know the one thing...well two things if you count the other thing... which you believe to be truely eveil and can start singing and assembling very quickly if you don't act convinced soon

I got a new most evil thing. Some air head school girl has released a cover of All Time Low.

It can't be as bad as the Daphne and Celeste trashing of Alice Cooper songs...or the Take That version of Smells Like Teen Spirit

What did they do to poor Alice.

I think I'm glad I take no intrest in current music, its all pants.

They wrecked "Schools out"...completely trashed it

Without current music there would be no Britney Spears songs! Oh...

Anyway it's not all bad, have you heard the album by that new tenor Russel Watson, he's amazing! He's taken classics and given them a modern edge to try and get more young people into opera and it definitely works.I heard it for the first time the other night, there's Barcelona with Shaun Ryder and it's absolutely stunning...
*realises she's rambling so goes quiet*

The only Britney song I like is the Travis one.