h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*squeals in horror*
As much as I dislike cows it's not fair to hit them with trucks

The most evil things in the world?
Has anyone seen the pictures of Ann Widdecombe in today's UK press!? The undead walk the Earth...

It's still cows though, and tBtenretni although UCAS are running a close third

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I don't think the drivers had much choice about it.

*steers the topic away from pictures of Anne Widdicombe*
Were all the drivers alright?
*steers it back again*
Besides I think she's great, she's very funny

I actually do think that she may have a useful function in destroying the absurd myth that the Tories are now reasonable and electable.

Actually I never bother to vote anyway. Then it is in no way my fault when the government screws up.

*wonders whether to become political or not*
Hmmm...
*decides against it incase EV gets annoyed with her again...again*
I have fruit pastilles

Ooh, fruit pastilles.
*wonders what T was going to say before she decided against it*

*wants to point out that if he didn't keep glaring at her he'd know by now but decides against it and passes him the Fruit Pastilles*
I have already eaten the black and red ones though but feel free to munch the rest

But I only like the black and red ones.

Oh sorry...there might be one left...if not you can have wine gums, do you like wine gums?
*passes over red and black wine gums*

I don't like wine gums much either.

How about Fruit Gums as I don't like them but you might do?
*offers black and red fruit gums*
Jelly Tots?
*offers balck and red jelly tots*
Fruit Polos?
*stacks up many sweets infront of Menza in the hopes of finding some he likes*

Any Rollos?

I was once a volunteer on an RSPB beef cattle farm (strange I know- even more so as I am a vegetarian) and a cow was hit by a milk tanker one night- he'd driven off but someone had seen him. We went to see this cow expecting it to be badly hurt but it seemed ok- the vet came and said it was only bruised!

I expect the tanker was in a bad way though- cows- they're evil.

See regeneration, I've seen that on Buffy before and it only goes to prove that cows must be demons

Rolos aren't strictly jelly products but I guess I might have some as they do contain chocolate and caramel
*looks in her handbag and finds many forms of jelly before finally finding half a packet of Rolos*
Not entirely sure how long these have been here but you're welcome to them

Are they fuzzy?

No, you're thinking of Muppets. Muppets are fuzzy, Rolos are sort of smooth.