h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then again there are some CD's that should only ever be used as coasters.

Y'see EV the problem comes in the 'form of music' part as it really is debateable with that CD
Besides I know a CD that I own which is worse than that Menza so any anti-Aqua comments and I may be forced to start singing it

I once played a CD that sounded totally horrible. Then I realised it was a CD-rom in the wrong case.

*congratulates Menza's excellent change of subject away from the annoying band*

*wonders whether the fact that his story made her laugh is enough to stop her singing*

I do my best.

I guess I'll let you off then...although I do have their album for future use, maybe you should register your vote as them being the most eveil things...
*wanders off singing "my uncle John from Jamaica keeps on calling on the phone"*
Ooops sorry

*looks horrified*

*looks amused*
Oh not you too...I don't understand what it is with this band, you can dance around to all their songs and sit and sing along and...
*slow realisation dawns*
Oooooohhhhh, now I understand
*goes silent to stop EV's horror*

Still you're right about the cows, I know 'cos I've been building a wall in a cow field. They scare my dog, chew on my waterproofs (not when I've got them on though luckily) s**t all over the stones and knock the unfinished wall down when I'm not there- in fact they're probably at it right now.


Do you know how hard it is to get rid of the smell of cows**t? Oh yes- they're evil all right.

You have obviously taken a more indepth stufdy that me.

And me.

But not me, see I told's you they were eveil...
*looks triumphant*
And the evidence amasses

You'll have to show it all to me once you have finished collecting it.

You mean you don't believe me already? Aaaaw
I thought I was very convincing
*starts collecting a huge box of eye witness testimonys and newspaper cuttings to show Menza*

Are you sure about that?
*thinks about the kind of evidence cows leave behind*

You mean the kind of evidence such as maps, plans for world domination, weaponry and trampled stuff?

Now those are fairly evil.

*ignores the fact that she suspects Menza was replying to EV's post*
See, told you they were eveil, by default you just agreed with me

Unless their plans, maps and weaponry all look and smell like cowpats then no, that wasn't what I meant.

Yeah you did...and don't avoid the fact that Menza just agreed with me, by default or not he still did