h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders in singing the Russell Watson & Shaun Ryder version of "Barcelona"*
There can be nothing more evil than the record company executives who decided that Westlife should make a record with Mariah Carey, and to top it all it should be a cover of a Phil Collins song.

Confused now, which one?
Anyway what about Kylie with her spinning around, that's just musical genius

*joins in with Shaun Ryders's parts and leaves EV do do the tenor bits*

Sorry EV missed you there...

*wonders how to best ask this, decides to go for the direct approach*

EV do you listen to Janis Long on Radio2?

"Barcelona"

*looks a bit taken aback*
No, should I?
*suddenly remembers long-forgotten trivia fact about Janice Long*

Oh sorry...
*passes over a by way of apology for whatever it was she did to make him look taken aback*
No I just thought that...well ummm...she plays that song every night as he did a live set lat week and then last night she was discussing a poll about NME's worst song ever and the one with Westlife and Mariah was No1 and ummm...oh
*decides not to ask EV the long forgotten fact as whilst she wants to know it's far to obvious a thing to say*

I like trivia facts.

*tries not to look worried about the fact that he obviously has similar thought processes to Janice Long*
Well, anyway... the trivia fact is that she's Keith Chegwin's sister.

*Thanks Menza for asking EV as she really wanted to know the trivia facts*
I can cope with knowing trivial things it's anything of relevance which looses me

Poor her, going through life as Cheggers sister.

That can't be true...surely...what about that awful channel 5 thing, she'd have never let him do that...
*tries to work out how EV knows Janis Long's playlists*
So do you read NME then?

Sorry, I forgot - the most evil thing in the world is the person who decided it would be a good idea for Cheggers to go on tv in the nude.
I don't read the NME any more... I used to though. She's not playing the Westlife record is she?

No she's just laughing at it the Westlife thing...she's playing the Russel Watson song though
So have you really heard that then and if so where did you hear it as I haven't heard it anywhere else and I'm trying to work out whether to buy the album or not?

What, the Westlife one or the Russell Watson one?
*thinks maybe he should shut up about Westlife now*
I just bought the single without hearing it, because I thought it was such a ridiculous idea it had to be fantastic.

I never buy singles, I only get albums.

Me too because by the time you've bought two singles you might as well have bought the album for the same price that's how I ended up with the...
*looks suitably ashamed*
...Aqua album

Oh dear.

You were saying about the most evil thing in the world....?

No, that's still cows
Besides I did say I was ashamed by it and I do apologise whole heartedly and I only bought it for 'Turn Back Time'...
*grins*
but it is quite good

cd prices r the evilest things in the world

You should never apologise for buying any form of music - if it gives you pleasure, then it's justified.
On the other hand, you don't have to admit to it.