A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 21

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*assembles herself into a cowlike position and starts trampling round the room*
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!

See now that's scary?


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 22

Menza

Only from the point of view of the cost of the phychiatric treatment this will take to fix. smiley - winkeye


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 23

Satan - Lord of the Underworld

The most evil thing in the world is ME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

- Satan


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 24

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*looks through her huge fake cow eyes at Santa*
Aaaaw isn't he lovelysmiley - winkeye

*crawls over to Menza*
What psychiatric help? If you'd just believe me that cows are the eveilest things in the world then I'd be quiet...well I'm never going to be quiet but I'd stop mooingsmiley - smiley

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*sits giggling*


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 25

Menza

Hmmm. Still don't know.


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 26

Demon Drawer

ITV not showing us the US Grand Prix live so I'm avoiding the BBC news at all costs and having to be careful entering websites to check on e-mails that I don't see it in the news sections there. smiley - sadface


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 27

Menza

ITV is being fairly evil.


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 28

Demon Drawer

I know my friend in California has sent me a e-mail and I daren't open it as it is poted I reckon about 20 minutes after teh end of the race grrr just incase it's mentioning the race she is a big fan and is bound to smiley - sadface


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 29

Menza

Always a pain, but I don't think I'm going to get a chance to watch this race.


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 30

Demon Drawer

One advatage of being an insomniac I suppose. Tough luck for you though if it had of been on live we'd all now know what had happened and be having our normal post race discussion smiley - sadface


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 31

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*puts on the ITV cap that James Allen sent her for her birthdaysmiley - smiley*
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am an ITV representative cow, Moooooooooooooo!!!"

*looks quizically through her big brown cow mask eyes to see if Menza believes that cows are eveil yet*


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Post 32

Menza

If it was an ITV presenter cow it would have to be evil. smiley - winkeye


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Post 33

Demon Drawer

I would have to agree bring Moooooray Walker back to the Beeb at least they would have put it on BBC 2 so we could have watched it smiley - smiley


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 34

Menza

Speaking of BBC2, there is a class Bowie concert on there now. smiley - smiley


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 35

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*reappears wearing her suit jacket, cow mask and ITV cap and sits behind a newly placed silver desk*
"MOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Today's race will be brought to you by the letters J and B and the number
*quickly calculates Jenson's car number* err 8 or possibly 10?"

*returns to looking quizically at Menza*
Btw remember that I know the one thing...well two things if you count the other thing... which you believe to be truely eveil and can start singing and assembling very quickly if you don't act convinced soonsmiley - smiley


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 36

Menza

I got a new most evil thing. Some air head school girl has released a cover of All Time Low. smiley - sadface


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Post 37

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

It can't be as bad as the Daphne and Celeste trashing of Alice Cooper songs...or the Take That version of Smells Like Teen Spiritsmiley - smiley


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 38

Menza

What did they do to poor Alice. smiley - sadface

I think I'm glad I take no intrest in current music, its all pants.


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 39

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

They wrecked "Schools out"...completely trashed itsmiley - sadface

Without current music there would be no Britney Spears songs! Oh...

Anyway it's not all bad, have you heard the album by that new tenor Russel Watson, he's amazing! He's taken classics and given them a modern edge to try and get more young people into opera and it definitely works.I heard it for the first time the other night, there's Barcelona with Shaun Ryder and it's absolutely stunning...
*realises she's rambling so goes quiet*


What is the most evil thing in the world?

Post 40

Menza

The only Britney song I like is the Travis one. smiley - smiley


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