h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But they could be using the cow pats to hide all those things in. Who would look?

heheheee, you agree with me

Perticularly with what they did to the traffic this morning.

*breaks huge five hour silence*
Go on then, what did they do to the traffic this morning?

*sits grinning as her plan of moving into a wardrobe and staying there til October has safely ended, has now been put on hold due to finally having got through to her friend at Uni who made her see that October has vague potential*

*wonders how this is relevant to what the cows did to the traffic this morning*

*Explains that itisn't in the slightest but 12 hours ago she was ready to post a message here saying that she was hibernating in her wardrobe until the end of nasty October and now she isn't it seems only fair to point it out*

That's okay then. So what was so nasty about October that isn't now?

It's not neccessarily October, I thought that perhaps it was my new earrings but then I decided that was irrational... It just seemed that if by the third day of a month you want to crawl into a wardrobe and hide then the rest of the month doesn't look too chirpy, hence blaming October
*realises that that in no way serves to answer EV's question*
Ummm, it's kinda been one of those few days where everything that could go wrong does and all at precisely the wrong moment. There are many, many things which you probably wouldn't be that interested in but selected highlights involve some arse trying to drive headon into my car causing me to swerve, hit the curb type object at 30mph and gash open my tyre prior to it being very unhappy, friends breaking up with boyfriends they've been with for years, stupid essays for University's and stoopid UCAS, unnecessary fights and finally this morning my best friend of 15 years left to Uni...and I got icecream on my carpet

Oh dear.
*hugs Tinkerbell*

*gratefully accepts the hug*
Thankyou
I've also found out why I kept getting some random boy whenever I tried to ring my other best mate at uni so hopefully I should get to speak to him again soon so I may be putting off my move to the wardrobe at least until the next phone bill comes
*stops talking about wardrobes as it was her best mates wardrobe she used to live in and she'll just start whining again*

So Menza about these cows and the traffic, did they hijack the cars or were they just trampling in the road?

*waits for Menza to respond*

*starts edging towards the wardrobe*
Menza? How did the cows disrupt the traffic?

Never mind Tinkerbell you've got me on your side.

Here Menza- have a sniff- *holds up cow-polluted work clothes*
Now that's what I call evil.

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*welcomes the fellow anti-cow person*
Hello, you have every right to blame the cows, they should be blamed for everything...
*dazes off into wondering whether the cows could be responsible for October*

The cows broke a fence and went marauding all over the roads round where I work. Most people were late in to work.

Oh, is that all?

And a few made some very large, very red cow pats when some truck hit them.

Oh. That wasn't very nice of them. (The truck driver, not the cows.)