h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have no idea, I haven't played football in over 5 years.

Ok...well it'll be fun, I'm sure you'll be great at it although I still maintain that 6-aside seems a bit odd Just out of interest are the other players likely to be competitive?

Some are some aren't.

Oh well then distraction probably wouldn't work...which position are you being forced to play in?

Don't know yet, we haven't had any practice time.

Well thats good you can use surprise as your tactic instead of distraction

I don't think laying in the middle of the pitch wheezing will be perticularly effective.

Y'know I think you may be exaggerating slightly, if they asked you to be on the team you must be at least able to bluff skill

You don't understand, there have to be 9 people in the team. And there are 9 people in our group, so we all have to be in the team.

Oh...ummm...ok...I'm sure they picked you for your footballing talent rather than just because they had to, I mean they didn't have to submit a team did they?

I suppose not.

Well there you go then, must prove soemthing, not sure what entirely
Besides to change the subject Windows is now definitely the most eveil thing in the world, as I have just spent three hours typing an extremely long essay, clicked save, the computer failed and all of it is gone...
*sobs*

This is where you learn to hit the autosave button every half hour.

Thank you for that sympathetic piece of advice there
I did, it was, it just saved blankness, I'm not impressed with it at all!

I wouldn't be either.

OK see now that was sympathetic I'm just going to have to type it again tomorrow so that'll be fun...Actually I may blame btinternet for ease

They are usually to blame for something.

Something? I'd say they were to blame for everything

I would have to say that somethings are the fault of the people at work.

No, even then...see the people at work are probably feeling very stressed due to owning a shoddy BT related product and thus their stress becomes overwhelming, mistakes are made and once more everything is BT's fault