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WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Pandora Posted Dec 2, 2000
I know 
Have I said I have just THE thing to kill MOC?
WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
Researcher 140051 Posted Dec 2, 2000
what an honor to be killed by Satan!
hey Pandora, why don't you tell me THE thing to kill me.
or better yet, kill me with it.
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Pandora Posted Dec 3, 2000
What's a matter MOC?!? Is it KILLING you NOt to know what I have in mind??? *wicked laugh*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 4, 2000
*produces Boothby, his trusty rubber chicken. Waits for MoC to wake up, to kill him again.*
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Researcher 140051 Posted Dec 4, 2000
*comes to*
what are you doing with that rubber chicken?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Dec 7, 2000
*Evil One thakes the oppertunity to loot the page while MoC is still dead*
Won't last this dead phase....
He will rise from the dead again in a minute
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Dec 12, 2000
The Pink Dandelion may look sweet, but she can kill you stone dead with a well aimed look.
(A bit like Medusa, but no snakes. Snakes for hair is all very well, until you hit puberty.)
Are you dead yet? I'm giving you my best evil. Stronger thanes than you have failed in my deadly thrall.
Pink
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Dec 13, 2000
is it just me or does that dandylion speak with a lisp?
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Dec 14, 2000
No, or the'd thay thronger inttthdead.
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Dec 14, 2000
ooooh. carry on then pink, kill away and more power too you.
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Pandora Posted Dec 16, 2000
"Oh MoC? In keeping with the spirit of the Season, I have a little something for you." 
*hands MoC a beautifully wrapped box...about the size of a bread box* "Happy Holidays!!!
*Gives MoC a BIG hug & Kiss* *turns and runs like the wind-
tick-tick-tick-BANGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! The entire page explodes!!!! The only thing that remains are ten finger nails lying on either side of a deep hole with thick, black smoke rolling out of it.*
"Don't feel as though you need give me anything."
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Dec 19, 2000
~maria walks over to MoC and pokes him in the ribs with a stick.~
hmmm. sure, he looks dead, but with that pallor he always looks a little dead.... i think someone should kill him again for good measure.
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Dec 19, 2000
He didn't even flinch when I killed him -sob- maybe I've just lost the knack.
Oooh, impressive rigor mortis though. Usually takes weeks for a corpse to develop a deathly pallor quite so...er..deathly. And the smell? Well done that man!
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Dec 20, 2000
Giguschild appears in the forum with a blinding flash of light and, tilting MoC's head back, pours two litres of Australian Conch Shell (or whatever it's called) venom down his throat.
[MoC]*dead* Ak!
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Dec 21, 2000
~maria gives MoC a good poke with her poking stick.~
hmmm. yes. i think he is quite dead now. well done Giguschild.
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WHO'D LIKE TO KILL ME?
- 81: Pandora (Dec 2, 2000)
- 82: Researcher 140051 (Dec 2, 2000)
- 83: Maria d J Gutierrez (Dec 3, 2000)
- 84: Pandora (Dec 3, 2000)
- 85: Researcher 140051 (Dec 3, 2000)
- 86: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 4, 2000)
- 87: Researcher 140051 (Dec 4, 2000)
- 88: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 5, 2000)
- 89: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Dec 7, 2000)
- 90: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Dec 12, 2000)
- 91: Maria d J Gutierrez (Dec 13, 2000)
- 92: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Dec 14, 2000)
- 93: Maria d J Gutierrez (Dec 14, 2000)
- 94: Pandora (Dec 16, 2000)
- 95: Researcher 140051 (Dec 19, 2000)
- 96: Maria d J Gutierrez (Dec 19, 2000)
- 97: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Dec 19, 2000)
- 98: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Dec 20, 2000)
- 99: Maria d J Gutierrez (Dec 21, 2000)
- 100: Researcher 140051 (Jan 4, 2001)
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