h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Personally I prefer tea, English Breakfast with cream and sugar (2 lumps for the 'ol sweet tooth). Or maybe some nice hot chocolate with plenty of whipped cream and chocolate shavings.

Please?

mmm - hot chocolate is great... but only if someone else makes it...

Well, why don't we all--however many there are at this point--head over to my bachelorette pad for some hot cocoa?

I've got plenty of good chocolate, as well as a king-size round revolving bed with red velvet pillows and mirrors overhead, attractive servants with ostrich-feather fans, a Turkish bath, and lots of smelly candles.

Welcome to my harem!

I'm back, all cleaned up, clean-shaven (on my legs at least) and ready for breakfast (if you know what I mean) *winks*.

I also put on my best leiderhosen and sill Bavarian hat.

*plays polka music on the accordian and slaps thighs*

If you want us to enter your harem, shouldn't you make it an conversation on your own page?

Well, silly, go over there and reply to anything on my page. I'm warning you though, I'm only able to mess around on h2g2 while I'm at work (ah, life is good ). So, as this is Friday in America, the weekend now begins. See you Monday!

If the offer is still going I would like a coffee. Sorry I have been a while and I appologise for what I said earlier, now shall we get down to business Emily or whoever wants me?

No... I distinctly remember once managing to drink the coffee first... But that was only in an attempt to force irony...

Jamie

Sorry did someone turn over two pages at once? Jamie what are you on about? Is this from earlier?

A noble sacrifice to the cause of good humour...

*pads seductively over to patrick*
*changes her mind*
*pads back to a comfy seat*

I must go now, shame I always go when things might start however I will return oh yes keep the whipped cream on standby.

I'm sick of this orgy, it's useless.

I might as well go and w**k. Have fun with Pat.

Bye Mr. Tumnus - and have, uh, fun...

I was just bored - I'm back now (and bad).

Oh, hello Mr. Tumnus! If you could just lie very still on the sofa over there...

I am back, but as usual my stay is short, at least other things are longer. So who is doing what to me and where is the cream?

I've got the cream.

Nobody move!

*points cream squirter in a stick-em-up fashion*

*edges slowly to the door*

now that I'm officially celibate of my own choosing (for a while) I shouldnt really be here in the middle of an orgy. lol

*squirts the caffeine kid anyway, just for the heck of it*

Anyone mind if I have a swallow of this creamy froth