h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

seeya later...

*drinks scotch*

Honestly I turn up now and Emily's buggered off...

There's no sense of commitment in our relationship I tells you...

Ahh well... Needs must when the devils vomits into your kettle... Fraulein? Are you free? It's just I'd rather like a taste as well...

Jamie.

Minutes late... c'est la ville

Oh, it's like that, is it?

*sulks in corner, then screams as she realises that the corner is covered with salty chocolate syrup*

Bloody hell... leaves within three minutes of my arrival; look who's talking...

Do you need to get changed out of those dirty clothes? Do you mind if we watch?

Not at all...

*Peels off syrup-stained shepherdess costume and runs to the shower*

Now I know why sheep always look so mesmerised...

*slips spare shephardess costume over her bikini in an attempt to control the wild animals in the forum*

*Dons green period dress over slightly damp body; wills hair to grow back*

hmm? what went wrong with your hair?

Good evening, everyone. What happened while I was asleep?
How long have I been naked?

We changed clothes a bit, but not so much...

Pleasant dreams? And would you like your clothes back?

Some orgy, how long are your nights because this seems to have fizzled out, or is that just my lone oppinion?

Everything in h2g2 happens over a longer time period... but perhaps you'd like to liven things up right now?

Dearest Patrick, we do have lives outside of this little universe. We can't have this orgy 24/7.

We'd be too sore!

can you imagine a 24 hour orgy?
! !

Hello, Patrick! Now would you like a coffee first, or shall we get straight down to business?

I thought coffee was meant to come after... business

Well, I tend to make it first; it's just that it never seems to get drunk...