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The Caffeine Kid Posted Oct 17, 2000
I wont stand for people being disrespectful of coffee!?!
It's a good aide to STAYING *UP* ALL NIGHT, believe me...hmmmmmm
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 17, 2000
has found the chocolate biscuits and is happily sitting on the coffee table completley failing to drink her coffee.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 17, 2000
*ducks Ed*
*moves closer to freak and the biccies*
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 17, 2000
Ahhh... biscuits!
*Produces a packet of Garibaldis from her left pocket and a packet of Penguins from her right*
*Opens Garibaldis*
*Consumes Garibaldis with alarming speed*
*Moves onto Penguins*
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ed whoose royal icing was too runny Posted Oct 17, 2000
who on earth got the biscuits off me???
don't you know anything??? it is physically impossible to separate me from biscuits, almost as hard as it is to separate me from doughnuts.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 17, 2000
Ah, maybe so, but not if you are tied down to the rather capacious dining table, which I think you will find you are. 
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 18, 2000
Why was I in your bag and why am I in the penguin suit again, finally why is he tied to the table, How come this never happens to me
?
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Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Oct 18, 2000
Doughnuts, biscuits, I really don't care... Just give me some chocolate fingers and I'm easily pleased...
And where's the whipped cream gone 
Mr. Odie
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 18, 2000
*is very wary of lucinda coming closer to her biccies*
I'll bite you!!! but you can have some if you go fetch me some whipped cream.
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ed whoose royal icing was too runny Posted Oct 18, 2000
what??!!!?? since when was i tied to the table.
you foul fiend, you nicked my biccies!!!! i will avange their loss...
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 18, 2000
Hmm - much as I'd like to be bitten, I'm worried freak's got rabies, so I'll back off...
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 18, 2000
me!? rabies!? huh. i'm going to have to bite you ne way after that comment! *grabs for lucinda*
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 18, 2000
*tries to dodge out the way, but falls over the strapped-down body of ed*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 18, 2000
*misses lucinda and lands on top of the crumpled heap of lucinda and ed*
ouch.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 18, 2000
*finds herself trapped on top of a tied-up guy*
*smiles* 
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 19, 2000
Ed goes agaqageagggrrgghhh (remotly)
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 19, 2000
Why is nothing happening to me? I feel hurt ;-(
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 19, 2000
;-( is meant to represent crying. I am bored now. Sorry to beg, but do something to me.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 19, 2000
I am affraid I have to go for the time being, but my virtual prescence will remain, do with me as you will.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 19, 2000
awwwwww you wanna be tied up too patrick? *ties patrick up on the coffee table next to ed and proceeds to sit on top of patrick, ed and lucinda with what has become a very wide grin on her face holding the whipped cream*
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