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Post 281

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Aha!... The true nemesis of Ed is... smiley - fish! He hates them... smiley - winkeye


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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

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Post 283

Martin Harper

I think you left them behind when you put on that penguin suit...

(very flattering, too...)


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Post 284

simply scruff singing a rainbow

y'know i think Ed's dead. more tickling it is then.


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Post 285

Martin Harper

dead or asleep...

*takes advantage of the situation by putting a Os and Xs board in permanent marker on ed's forehead*

*places an X in the center-left square*

who wants to be Os?


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Post 286

ed whoose royal icing was too runny

i'll have a go.. bottom left.


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Post 287

simply scruff singing a rainbow

HEY! you can't play, you're dead!!


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Post 288

Martin Harper

Musta just been asleep... woke up just in time, judging from those testicle cuffs of patrick's... smiley - winkeye


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Post 289

Guardian_007

Xs and Os board! That was the mystic Rune of Resurection! To think of all those wasted classes about CPR!
Still, I would be glad to demonstrate it for some fair lady...


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Post 290

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

??????????What? Oh ed stay still I found what I was looking for this may hurt I've never used them before!


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Post 291

Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased}

Call me thicker than the offspring of a village idiot and a TV weathergirl, but could somebody please explain what's been going on around here (I can't be arsed to go back and look)... Honestly, I leave you alone for a week and Patrick's got out his testicle handcuffs whilst Ed appears to have died, if only to please Emily's necrophilia...

Oh well...

I'm just going to stand in the corner pleasing myself for a while... Anyone care to join me? Didn't think so...

Farewell,

Mr. Odie


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Post 292

Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased}

Pat, please don't keep Ed all to yourself... And, yes... I know I'm desperate...


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Post 293

ed whoose royal icing was too runny

two things, i'm not actually dead, and my testicles are innocent! therefore get you mits off!!. and Scott, don't try any thing dear...


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Post 294

simply scruff singing a rainbow

ed, my slow brain reckons you're still dead so keep out of this, besides this looks interesting..........


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Post 295

Martin Harper

yeah - I've always wanted to see how these things work - perhaps ed could help us pin down patrick instead... smiley - winkeye


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Post 296

ed whoose royal icing was too runny

i second holding down pat...and +ve freak, as i'm talking i'm most definatly alive.

*stands up and slaps her repeatedly*


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Post 297

Martin Harper

how exactly are we going to get testicle cuffs on freak?

*gives up in a huff and wanders over to cuddle up to Mr. Odie*


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Post 298

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

Ed you will have a hard time (no pun) getting the cuffs on me. Mr Odie glad to hear from you again I take it the Art Trip went well. David wasn't too much of a pain in the arse (again no pun)I hope. He is a real pain now he is back though!


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Post 299

The Phantom Sheep

Am I too late? I have some red furry handcuffs... smiley - tongueout


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Post 300

ed whoose royal icing was too runny

a bit, we're way past normal handcuffsd now....


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