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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 19, 2000
Very well, Patrick; if you really want to be tied up, I'm most happy to oblige.
*Ties up Patrick*
*Retrieves plenteous cream cakes*
*Uses Patrick as table*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 20, 2000
Great! Now I am a table and a chair! Now can you get some ice? I know I keep bleating on about it, but it can be great fun!
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 20, 2000
*sees ice bucket*
*can't move cos freak's sitting on her*
*leans over and snogs Patrick instead*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 20, 2000
Ta, reaches across with head and starts undoing Lucinda's ropes with his teeth. Any better?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 20, 2000
so all you have to do to get attention is moan lots. o.k.
IT'S NOT FAIR ALL I'VE DONE IS BITE PEOPLE AND TIE PEOPLE UP AND NOW I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!
*stuffs a load of ice down patrick's back*
AND STUFF ICE DOWN PEOPLE'S BACKS.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 20, 2000
aaaaaahhhhhhhhggg God I needed that! Thanks, now that Lucinda is free, perhaps she will untie me. Then, who knows?
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 20, 2000
*stuffs ice down Patrick's shorts*
cool it! 
*snogs him again*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 21, 2000
I don't as a tendancy wear shorts, but now I am God does that feel good. Do you have any enos(you know that lemon flavoured indigestion stuff which fizzes on contact with water)? Bring me some and keep the ice, you should enjoy this.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 21, 2000
*produces 'enos' from back pocket*...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 21, 2000
Okay, now pour the enos into your opening (not mouth) add ice and enjoy the ride.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 21, 2000
You do it - you've clearly had prior experience... 
*unties patrick and lies herself down on the table*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 21, 2000
*watches with interest wondering when she's gonna get a turn*
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 21, 2000
Just take a lie down here next to me...
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 21, 2000
*lies down* hey this coffee table is getting kinda crowded ain't it.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 21, 2000
It's been noted - but it's a big sturdy table, so it can probably take all our weight...
*hears a slight creaking sound*
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Oct 22, 2000
Adds enos and ice gets off table fearing that throws of extacy will break it.
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 22, 2000
is that it? Well, of......
[a slight fizzing noise becomes audible]
ooooh - tingly
[a somewhat louder fizzing noise becomes audible]
*Lucinda goes into rapid spasms, and the table chooses this precise moment to give way...*
aaahhhhh! Again, Again!
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 23, 2000
Very well...
*Emily, who is now returned from the biology field trip, retrieves an old, oak table from her back pocket*
Impressive, huh?
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 23, 2000
Was that an oak table in your pocket, or where you just pleased to see us?
{sorry, sorry}
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