h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*kicks ed where it hurts and pushes him to the floor* 'lie down! shut up! and act dead!
*sits on the non-broken table in huff*

Evening all. Ed, get back down and start being dead. No, being very still.

On the contrary Ed, furry handcuffs would be marvellous. Also, if I remember rightly positive freak is in fact female, and so I believe the testicle cuffs would be somewhat redundant. Besides, I don't find them particularly fetching.

what if they were red furry testicle cuffs?

Feeling left out. What can I do for anyone (so long as it doesn't involve cuffs or whips)?

*is still sulking therefore there is nothing that patrick can do for her except acknowledge that she is in a sulk*

Please don't sulk. If you need something theraputic, just hit Ed. Or Patrick.

Can i come in and hit patrick, i have been looking at this orgy from the start a couple of weeks back on my phone, was good, getting better though. Is your table insured?

weh hey i worked out how to post a message!! How do testicle cuffs work exactly

hiya alex... *bats her eyelashes coyly*

I do hope the virtual table was insured though - otherwise I might be put into virtual jail and have to do virtual exercise - which would be no fun at all...
unless there was a particularly goodlooking prison guard, of course...

If you write something on your home space, then people can leave you messages there to welcome you to the guide. Which you know you want...

Greeting Alex is there anything I can do for you?

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Hello, Alex; I do hope you were being sarcastic.

Mr. Odie: why, if you attest to despise all felines, do you use the above expression?

*confiscates testicle cuffs*

That should settle the matter once and for all...

stops sulking, punches ed, then goes to sit on this alex person's lap.

*seeing that alex seems to be taken by +freak and patrick, pads over to odie and sits in the corner right next to him*

*whispers in Mr. Odie's ear* "got a spare something for me to eat?"

Does no one answer my questions as to what I can do for them? Needing something better to do than moan, mounts Alex.

Alexrandyer I suggest you update your page it would as always be nice to learn something new about one of the orgies participants. By the way how is it going down there?

Oooh seems like i am getting more action than all of you put together, its rather nice, ooh, behave your self, got any of that virtual fizzly stuff, that sounded rather nice, how do i change my personal page, and view other people's???

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This is Emily's domain, so I think I'm still female I'm afraid. But don't feel you have to stop - twas a nice nibble...

*gently sucks on Odie's treat*

alex - to view other people's home spaces, click on their name here in the forum - there should be a link above everyone's posts - so you might click on "Lucinda (AKA MyRedDice)" to view mine.

To view your own, click the 'My Space' button near the top left of the screen.

To modify your own, look for the 'edit introduction' or 'edit page' or something like that, near the topright of your home space.

Have fun