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Testicle Cuffs
Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Nov 7, 2000
Due to popular demand (well, just Lucinda, Pat and Frew) I have written a little old guide entry to testicle cuffs which you can access via my kennel (h2g2 homepage)...
Have fun,
Mr. Odie x
Testicle Cuffs
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 7, 2000
hey!! watch where you're putting that light sabre!!!!!!
Testicle Cuffs
Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Nov 7, 2000
Testicle cuffs to lightsabres, all beneath this huge white drape... Things are definitely beginning to liven up around here... Albeit slowly and rather tediously...
Still, it's better than nowt...
Testicle Cuffs
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 8, 2000
Positivefreak I have found the oil and I don't object to sharing if we have to.
Stop using my page as a den of depravity!
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 8, 2000
For the last time - THE TESTICLE CUFFS ARE GONE. BANNED. UNDERSTAND?!
Stop using my page as a den of depravity!
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 8, 2000
wahey sharing is perfectly fine by me!! just go for it whenever you're ready babe 
Stop using my page as a den of depravity!
Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Nov 8, 2000
Miss Em, please don't be such a spoilsport... You can't ban these cuffs and will have a lot of trouble trying as I have smuggled in several pairs and also carry a few spares in an area only customs officers would dare to probe... If only they would from time to time... (That's a joke... It actually hurts a HELL of a lot...)
Anyway, I'm off for some cake...
Mr. Odie x
Positivefreak
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 9, 2000
Goes over Positivefreak gets the oil and starts rubbing it in, caresing and massaging the breasts, moves hands and oil onto her stomach concentrating his hand actions there for a while.
Positivefreak
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 9, 2000
*closes eyes and sighs with absoloute pleasure*
Back to the orgy
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 9, 2000
Jim!! God I've missed you... they're all scaring me with their hazardous bondage devices...
*offers 
*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 9, 2000
*opens eyes for a second*i'll say em. i vote someone finds ALL the testcle cuffes (wherever they may be) and DESTROYS them!!!!!!
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Jim, Lord of Fishnets Posted Nov 9, 2000
I know... Frightens the pants off of me...
How very fortunate...
Jamie.
Isn't it amazing how long people can spend thinking up e-art... Why do they bother?
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Jim, Lord of Fishnets Posted Nov 9, 2000
I've just had an offer of CCC from Bristol... That's the lowest offer they've made in years...
Hurray...
Jamie.
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Guardian_007 Posted Nov 10, 2000
If we want the testicle cuffs destroyed, I shall employ my Lightsabre. Anyone who is currently cuffed in that manner, may want to remove them before I start swinging.
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 10, 2000
I thought we'd escaped from the lightsabres when YK stopped posting... ho hum.
{testicle cuffs and lightsabres - rock and a hard place - devil and the deep blue sea}
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 10, 2000
Slowly moves his fingers down towards the moist area, licking her pointed nipples as he does so...
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Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Nov 11, 2000
Patrick, stop it... You disgust me...
*Grabs Lucinda, thrusting arm round his/her waist... Rotates him/her round, kisses him/her passionately whilst fiddling about with other hand...*
Sorry about that...
Mr. Odie x
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 12, 2000
*is cold*
just thought i'd point that out...........
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 12, 2000
*offers positivefreak a blanket, and a 
for good measure*
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