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Martin Harper Posted Nov 27, 2000
Though some friends of mine always clammered for 'strip twister' (male friends, of course - the females had more sense) whenever a set was produced... but I never did find out what the rules were... 
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 27, 2000
I always wanted to know what you were meant to do. I just span the wheel every now and then, just getting into a muddle and colapsing/crushing the people below.
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 27, 2000
*spins wheel*
Patrick, put your right hand on Emily's left buttock.
*looks worried* Hmm - I must have this thing the wrong way up...
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 28, 2000
i have been cut off from my precious link to the internet for faaaaaaar to long. what have i missed??
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 28, 2000
we were going to start a game of virtual twister... just as soon as we lay the map out properly, and decide who's going to spin the wheel and who's going to play...
Or, we might give up on the idea and play something else instead
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Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} Posted Nov 28, 2000
Does anybody actually just happen to carry Twister around with them? Testicle cuffs I can understand (and will use)... But Twister!?
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 28, 2000
Generally it's something that the host of the party provides, in my experience... along with packs of cards, music, videos, and similar miscellany.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 28, 2000
hang on. i carry all those things round with me. doesn't everybody??
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 28, 2000
So what exactly are you carrying right now, freak? besides the things we've already mentioned... 
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 28, 2000
ahhhhhhhh now that would be telling. I'm actually going to just pull them out at interesting moments. and less of the freak, it's positivefreak, there's a big difference!
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 28, 2000
Okay, okay, I can take a hint...
*duly produces Twister, along with packs of cards, music, videos, and similar miscellany - amongst the videos is "The Sound of Music", mind*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 29, 2000
produces limbo pole *note far more fun than twister if you ask me*
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 29, 2000
There are things to be said of being a "one guy and that's it" girl. It's bloody lonely in orgies.
Can you believe the celibacy thread had an orgy at the London meet-up... WITHOUT ME? 
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 29, 2000
If it makes you feel any better... it was without me too - and I was there!
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Nov 29, 2000
*Hmpfh*
Interesting bikini, by the way.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Nov 30, 2000
Ok what happened I had my hand on Emily's but now we are limbo dancing. Why?
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- 421: Martin Harper (Nov 27, 2000)
- 422: Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours (Nov 27, 2000)
- 423: Martin Harper (Nov 27, 2000)
- 424: Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} (Nov 27, 2000)
- 425: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Nov 28, 2000)
- 426: Martin Harper (Nov 28, 2000)
- 427: Mr. Odie, Man's Best Friend {not quite deceased} (Nov 28, 2000)
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- 429: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Nov 28, 2000)
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