h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AND no idea of where they parked their cloaked spaceship.

It was obviously David Bellamy, he hates those things
so he's hired alien hit men.
Stand by for more.

no way! 'alien hit men' is the name of my newly formed super group

If it *was* a lump of ice from another turbine, and it has that kind of destructive force... Someone want to give Health And Safety a ring?

We were out driving near one in Hull today, and it was partly obscured by fog. The Missus clapped her hands, and said "That's it! The aliens didn't see it in the fog, and crashed!"

Kitty did the usual "huh" sound that means "Oh, for heaven's sake", and pointed out "If they can make a spaceship that can travel millions of miles across the galaxy, I think they'd have the technology to see through fog!"

ask kitty this: if they are so smart, why don't they teach us how to fight a common cold? what are they afraid of?

Maybe that's what they're researching here! Earth is one big petri dish...

Matt sorted it!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=4211209&cc=4045390



MMF

Good one, MMF!

Bless you, GB.

But you should thank Matt!

He brightens my day, and can be read online... Just for a daily .

Saves buying the or relating to certain politics!

MMF

one fine day people will wonder what became of the free press. well, since nobody bought it it went away

I must admit that the "reasonable" explanations make me shudder

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Also, some think it may have been a frozen block of urine from a passing plane which is the answer to why there's no trace of the "missile" well...I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that what a way to go!

As for mechanical malfunction, same worries, those 65' blades flying off would be some projectile

Earthly, sensible explanations make me wish it *was* a low-flying looking for specimens

UFO UFO UFO

Its the only way to go

ufo ufo ufo

Just hit a turbine blade

ufo ufo ufo

look what a mess you've made

ufo ufo ufo

its a pity you can drive

ufo ufo ufo

stop using your phone to call your home

If it was a frozen flying turd, then surely they would get some skidders left on the turbine?

I agree, that would be some way to go, a (not so floater) landing on your head.

I feel like pulling the plug on this conversation

reminds me of a childhood doggeral
'birdy, birdy, in the sky-
dropped some whitewash in my eye.
Me no laugh, me no cry,
me just glad that
cows can't fly

Police are convinced it was an UFO who refused to leave his insurance details.

Imagine trying to deal with an insurance company on another

That reminds me of the bit from one of the Airplane! films where ET tried to phone home from a payphone - and was told to put a rather large amount money - he hung up!

et should have called collect

yeah...yeah...US (phone) company accepting alien currency...dream on!