h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm certainly looking but the standard in my area isn't high, all the guys think with their members and thus have toddlers down their pants.

although actually toddlers are much less trouble.

I never thought of the well-developed girls being embarrased!

I'm not sorry I missed out on all the bra-strap twanging that used to go on, I spent my last few years mostly invisible & couldn't get *into trouble* because no self-respecting boy would be caught dead with me!

Collar and cuffs! I remember being in the changing room & my blonde-haired friend's towel dropped and I was shocked to notice that she had ginger pubes.

Was anybody happy at school?

My daughter was pregnant at 17, she admits now that it was way too young but at the time it was what she wanted.

I was a size 10 my whole adult life, with two backs as someone kindly pointed out when I worked as a barmaid, between babies when I was married.
Then I stopped smoking at 38 and put on 3 stone.
I now have the boobs I should have had at 14-15-16.

I've been happy at school for the past couple of years, but that's because I've got a good group of friends, I get on with everyone and I'm doing subjects I like, before I was always miserable, people always new exactly what to say to make me upset...now I just tell them they're immature gits and that I'm happy

My main problem is the fact that I have as my mum puts it "the Laine childbearing hips" and a 36B chest (which isn't big, but bigger than the elfin, boyish girls in my school) so hourglass or pearshaped figure, which guys seem to think means you're fat.

men are very VERY weird!

Don't ever remember people twanging bra straps plenty of asking if you're wearing a bra because of a little number hung up in the girls toilets that and the clothes shuffle when changing for PE.

*chirps happily* Eris - congratulations on little pickle! How far along are you?

I honestly can't think of something more divine than a baby, but then again, mommies are always trying to lure other couples over to the 'dark side.'

I was barely not a teen mother (as in I got pregnant when I was 19). I'm finding that it's more mentality than resources that determines a good parent. I'm a 'poor' (Americans can't really say they are poor) student, but I have enough responsibility and dedication to the Cause to do a good job at it. Of course, I don't really feel as though I have a choice, since I'm doing it alone. I don't know about the rest of you parents, but my own little pickles are such amazing pieces of creation that I don't think I could neglect them if I wanted to. (Mommy Euphoria? Biological Imperative? Little Boy With Big Ol' Eyes that Melt My Heart?)

Ah....babies

Ahh babies...one of my first memories was visiting my little sister in the hospital just after she was born

This must be the wrong thread to talk about babies, unless you're named Mary

So sorry for the indecent baby talk, we now return to the proper subject at hand...*peruses Penthouse Forum for appropriate virgin stories*

A girl I went to school with for years has a 3-year old now.

My wife's ex boyfrind has a kid, and my sister-in-law is pregnant... Uhoh there goes the ALARM!!!

eep! eep! *clenches fists and tries to hold her excitement in but can't* *exhales sharply* MY BABIES ARE COMING HOME TO ME TOMORROW!! *dance and sing* *dance and sing*

(no, they were not in child protective custody (sheesh), they were with their grandparents)

***Whew***

She thinks that she may be pregnet, as she hasnt been feeling herself and her visit from Aunt rosie hasnt happened yet, dont want to get too excited though as sometimes it IS just a few days late, even though she is faithful (as far as I know) with birth control... We've decided to start tring though if she isnt!

Your wife? Yay! How happy you've decided to give it a go

My advice - if you can make it through the first 6 months of new parenthood, you can do anything (and you can get through). Just don't be surprised when life gives you the best and the worst times possible in the short (relatively) time period after she gets pregnant and delivers, etc.

Enough lame advice - concentrate on the fun part (getting it on!)

YAY!!! LET THE ORGASMS COMMENCE!!!

WAIT... I cant... damn she is still in Idaho... OH well 'HELLO MISTER PALM HOW ARE YOU TODAY"

*laughs out loud and waits for your post to get moderated*

yeah, frankly you boys can do what you wish and I'll at least respect you for being able to go about your day without letting your hand constantly wander into your pants. if I were a boy, i'd do precious little else than amuse myself ..oh yeah, and seek out tail too

Well If Were a girl I couldnt keep from having those Multipule thingies, I would like that... SIX to my ONE? I think ours may be better but yours build up and the way the muscles move, it must be very good for the brain!

Well, I'm sure giving your brain a workout while you're enjoyng youself can't be a bad thing.

Are you saying you would give the whole multiple orgasms thing away for what guys have? That seems odd to me.

Nope.

Would it be greedy to ask for both?

Men with multiple orgasms...mow would you want one big one as mean do and then lots like a woman...or just lots of big ones?