h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come on, let's let up on UH, if he;s not comfortable telling us, let's not push him

People laying babies on the shelf of the car only thing like that I've ever seen was a Jack Russel...oh and someone's feet...but a baby

Are these people the spawn of the or just have a death wish?

im working on it. stupid story.

Valasic Zesty dills, or nally dills, I only like dill pickels, oh and there is this one resturant that has good pickles... Oh yeah it is denny's!

Dill pickels are the best!

Oh and you know what, I dont believe in star signs but people born around the same time have the same sorts of personalities... (In general)

Dilly Beans are good Pyrex...considering your obsession with pickles

Starsigns are good to blame when you're having bad days

or for one's flakiness ("I can't help it! It's my Gemini multiplicity!"

but of course

No not dilly beans!

Hey what about the apple man?

apple man...is that like peach girl? *boggle*

I was thinking more like...

Do you know the Muffin man?

*wonders what the muffin man, apple man or indeed dill pickles have to do with virginity*



You mean you're meant to make use of pickle? In that case, I'm still a virgin.

The apple man the apple man...

Do you know The muffin man?

The Pickel of virginity... Every girl should loose her virginity to a pickel? I dunno I think it might sting, though I know this is more a topic for the Female Masturbation page...

I have a question for you girls, How many of you who have had sex had it hurt the first TEN times? I know someone who lost her virginity when she was 20 (only a few months ago) SHe had sex a few more times with the guy but it hurt every time... I havent ever herd of that happining before, neither has my wife... It is very curious... Basicly I am asking, Is it him or Her?

I am sorry I have been here for a day or so now and I havent told my story, I will tell it then I must be off to bed...

I was 19 (November 2000) I had just gotten out of my aviation mechanic's "A" school. I went on leave and visited my parents. I then went up to Idaho and visited my friends, I kissed every one of my Ex-Girls, and sayed at a girls house who had sexual tensions with me in high school. We ended up on her bed playing are you nervous, we didnt have sex but we pleased each other orally, I tell you that was fun as I had always sorta wanted to fool around with girls like that in high school... Oh she was a pretty damn good kisser too! Though she was like an amazon woman, 6'2" and BUILT... more woman than I could have handeled in a real relationship!

My first time, I went to pick up Lindsay the next day from Job Corps in Moses Lake WA In room 157 we made out then went out to dinner, upon returning, we got naked (and after lusting for her for about 7 years) and made out some more, then we put on my rubber and tried to get in... but my leg kept going out of socket and I couldnt get into position (mucho embarrasing)... so she laid off the side of the bed and I was able to then get in and do my deed and OH GOD it was good. And eventhough she wasnt a virgin she bled, she said she enjoyed it alot, and she must have... she MARRIED ME!! I love her very much and our sex lives have become very fulfilling, it gets better everytime, especially since we like the same things... (IE role playing and such) but we both like the same characters so it is really fun. Oh I am happy with her, I dont know if any girl could ever measure up to her, but then I dont really want to know...

I'm guessing it was a combination of her not knowing her body, not enough relaxation, and not enough lubrication. I've had two kids, and sex can still hurt if things aren't 'right' in one or more areas. Also, any girl who hasn't had sex, or doesn't have it often, can be prone to bladdar pain. For this same reason, many girls when being penetrated from behind may benefit from counter pressure on their tummies, whether it is leaning against a pillow or her partnet placing his hands there firmly. To lessen the risk of an infection it is especially important for those girls to urinate before AND after intercourse. And ANY girl can suffer if she feels like she's being stabbed, which happens more often than you'd think (we're delicate creatures, so be nice!). If penetration itself is painful, then it is important to work up to it, and this is where the man must patiently move as slowly as she needs. However, constantly asking her "is this OK? How about this?" can be a major buzzkill. Be manly, be steady and strong, but be considerate.

OK, that turned into a spiel.

Hmm well that guy was a jerk and her first time he made her put her legs above her head, she has major back problems also (major scholiosis surgery) That hurt my partner even though we had been togeather about 200 times (who knows the actual number) Of corse now she has worked it out mor so it dosnt hurt anymore...

:D

I hate it when she just bears the pain to make it feel good for me, I would rather know if it hurts her so I can change what I am doing, of corse we spend more time in good positions than not...

That's very commendable.

My friend told me (in great detail which I've strived to bloke out) that her first time she didn't bleed, it didn't hurt and that the second couple of times, with a different guy, that I once again got a graphic walk through on not only made her bleed but hurt like hell...

Maybe it's something to do with the guy you're with?

With her I will not miss that daily installment of her life, and as most of my friends personal agony aunt maybe I should put out flyers saying "no talking about sex or how quickly your boyfriend got your new bra off*

HIghly disturbing.

I think pain is a combination of size of both parties genitalia, nerves and of course lubrication.

Sex only hurt the first time for me, but I know depending on the person it can be painful for longer... I think position is also a lot to blame... Missionary will cause less pain than say both being on your knees, but intercourse while lying on your side and being 'spooned' by your partner is one of the gentlest ways to have sex ever, and is very snuggly

*potters off in a random manner*

spoons nice *thinks nice cuddly thoughts*

Cuddling's nice in general.

My first time hurt like hell, but I didn't bleed....

Now intercourse only hurts if I'm in the wrong position, ie doggy style.

Missionary is my favourite position, I like to kiss and talk {dirty} while on the job!