h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But... surely we'd all have different ideals?

- Jordan

there are only so many ideal images out there...

I would disagree

Me too....image is a huge area....people would only all look the same if people started to discriminate on image...and even then I can't see the majority actively wanting to look alike.

I hope people never do that - I have enough trouble remembering peoples names as it is

ah yes, but by then you'll probably have mini computers in your watch and things that automatically help you identify people!

I'm sure there will always be those who are rampantly anti-fashion... I can't ever imagine wanting to look any way except blatantly eccentric!

- Jordan

I can't imagine why 'd ever decide I needed to change what I look like anyhoo

you mean you're very good looking ?

I know I'd like to be taller. About 6'4" or more...

And I'd love to grow muscles spontaneously...

- Jordan

I've met the gorge Sarge and she is very good-looking and able.

anyway... I'd like to be maybe just a little taller, but more importantly, less prone to spots !

I'd like to be just slightly taller and very much thinner and much less prone to spots

I'm working on the last two - can't do much about the first one!

Believe me you will grow out of that.

I meant the spotty skin, but if your request is to be taller, I can only suggest you go stand in a grow-bag or else I could take you to Mina's dungeon and you to the rack.

And turn.

And turn.

And turn.

Painful but effective.

I think I'll pass on that one

I believe I've lost weight in the last 6 months tho. Will says I have and he wouldn't say it if he didn't mean it.

I was actually offering to take Huffers to the dungeon,
Although, he's lovely just the way he is



You're gorgeous too, honey! Don't worry about your weight, chuck away those scales and enjoy your life!

No one's offered to take /me/ to the dungeon...

And I need to be taller!

'I think I speak for all smallish people when I say that big people are scary. They take up far too much room, and when they perspire they make a high-pitched noise only audible to people under 5'9.' - Scott Adams, 'The Way of the Weasel' (so far as I can remember it...)

I'm not actually under 5'9", but I can still hear the scary noise...

- Jordan

It's scary when people are taller than you. I'm too scared to go to the school Buttery cos all the 3rd and 4th formers are taller than me and because of this they push into the queue...even though I'm second year 6th!!!

AW! That's mean!

I've got loads of friends who are 6'+ and I wish the lot of the rotters would go and shrink. I'd even give them some spare IQ points for a few inches. Sounds like a fair split, doesn't it?

Poor you, though! Where do you live?

Come to think of it, how tall are you?

- Jordan