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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Apr 3, 2000
*E didn't see anything inparticular in the sky...then again...her main concern was to get on the ride...*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Apr 4, 2000
*Meanwhile, on Earth, Affy talks to a person from Disney World*
No, really, I had fun marching. I don't need a . . . line cutting pass to Planet Disney? Sure!
*Takes pass. Runs to computer at home, and logs onto h2g2. Beams himself onto planet*
Here, one fastpass for Space Mountain.
*Passes GL as he heads through the line-with-no-apparent-end*
Bye! See ya later!
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 4, 2000
Where's the Star Wars ride????
Where's the Star Wars ride????
And please tell me that no-one's speaking French!
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 4, 2000
*Follows Affy to the front of the line. Tells ticket taker "I'm with him", pointing at Affy. Bored ticket taker nods. Gets into front seat with Affy. Nudges him with elbow. *
Hey, I've never been in the front seat before ...
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Zak T Duck Posted Apr 4, 2000
*Croz finishes designing the new EMH program (who is currently lacking a name), and then heads to the bridge since he appears to be currently the hightest ranking officer on board while the rest of the crew are all on DisneyPlanet*
Oh well, I'll get my planet leave later I suppose. They have to have someone on board just in case the unthinkable happens
*Something glints on the main viewer and then promptly vanishes again*
Hmm, wonder what that was?
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Zak T Duck Posted Apr 4, 2000
Scarf it, I'm going down to the surface
Computer, the first sign of trouble could you beam be back aboard?
COMPUTER: Affirmative
*Puts on Donald Duck hat*
Computer, one to beam down, next to the bar
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Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Apr 4, 2000
*Takes BB to the star tours ride*
*Notices the massive queue*
Damn
*BB and Checkout join the queue*
*They reach the front of the queue only to find it was for the video of Episode I*
Shall ve try again?
*joins the correct queue and gets on the ride*
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Apr 4, 2000
*Something catches E's eye...but when she turns to see what it was...there was nothing there...*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Apr 4, 2000
*GL and Affy get out of Space Mountain, shaken, but none the worse for the ride*
Let's go to Star Tours, next. This Fast Pass won't stop working until sometime next week!
*Instantly appears on the other side of the park, just to save time. Begins to move to the front of the line*
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Zak T Duck Posted Apr 5, 2000
*Sees Ensign Targetpractice walking around in a zombified state*
Obviously he's been on too many rides
*Sees a few more red shirted officers in a similar state to the Ensign*
Wait a moment, this looks more serious than I previously thought
I smell trouble, and it reeks something horrible.....
*Someone hits Dr. Croz over the head with something very hard, knocking him unconcious*
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 5, 2000
*Bluebottle gets impatient queuing, and so sets his phaser to "stun" and knocks everyone in the line in front of him unconscious, so he and his crewmates can get to the front.*
They'll be fine in ten minutes, so let's enjoy the rides!
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Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) Posted Apr 5, 2000
*Watches the action from up on the ship on a monitor*
Whoa utter chaos dude!!! Ah well I suspect that being knocked out by a phaser is a tad more entertaining than waiting in a queue in Disney...
Bluebottle triumphantly strides over all the bodies of the unconsious punters beneath,
Lt Checkout drunkardly (its a word, honest) staggers about trying to find the coeect queue whilst manically waving a flask of Russia's finest Vodka,
and in the corner od the screen, unnoticed by Seven-of-Up, Croz is attacked by a enigmatic entity...
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 5, 2000
So MrGrunt, what's this ride about?
*BB doesn't notice that one of the men he phasered was in a familiar Red uniform, and has a CGI monster sticking out of his neck.*
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Zak T Duck Posted Apr 5, 2000
*Croz (well an outer body experience) floats aboard the Esirpretne, getting in by passing through the hull, floating up to Seven of Up.
OBECroz:
Help me!
Seven: Who said that?
OBECroz
Help me!
Seven: Dr. Croz? Is that you?
*Croz's outer body experience sort of ends and he vanishes*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Apr 5, 2000
*Gets off of Star Tours ride, thinks about going to "see" 'Sounds Dangerous', but notices about thirty tourists standing around, motionless*
Okay, I know the lines are long, but this . . .
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Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Apr 6, 2000
*Straps himself into the ride*
Ve are meant to go on a ride to Hoth, but are diverted by that stupid droid over there
*Motions to cheap, tacky droid at the front of the ride*
Just relax, nothing could possibly go wrong, and who's this 'Mrgrunt' you called me?
*Notices that the droid has changed since he last rode this ride*
*Before Checkout can say anything, the doors slam shut and a strange gas starts to fill the room*
That Vasn't me! uuuurrrrrr......
*Slumps to the ground as does the rest of the people in the room*
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 6, 2000
It's a good job I'm not a health inspector, there's something patricularly suspicious about this place....
...Hang on a second, what planet are we orbitting?
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- 141: Demon Drawer (Apr 3, 2000)
- 142: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 143: Hopelessly Paranoid (Apr 3, 2000)
- 144: Afgncaap5 (Apr 4, 2000)
- 145: Bluebottle (Apr 4, 2000)
- 146: Garius Lupus (Apr 4, 2000)
- 147: Zak T Duck (Apr 4, 2000)
- 148: Zak T Duck (Apr 4, 2000)
- 149: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Apr 4, 2000)
- 150: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Apr 4, 2000)
- 151: Afgncaap5 (Apr 4, 2000)
- 152: Zak T Duck (Apr 5, 2000)
- 153: Bluebottle (Apr 5, 2000)
- 154: Demon Drawer (Apr 5, 2000)
- 155: Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) (Apr 5, 2000)
- 156: Bluebottle (Apr 5, 2000)
- 157: Zak T Duck (Apr 5, 2000)
- 158: Afgncaap5 (Apr 5, 2000)
- 159: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Apr 6, 2000)
- 160: Bluebottle (Apr 6, 2000)
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