h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That should have been: a group of extremely very eccentric

Rights chaps! I want 10 volunteers to donate an arm and a leg eachbecause that's what it's going to cost to have the cable guy install fibre optic here, so we can have broadband and watch netflix

notify nasa, the 2 cleaners are demanding a wage rise because 10.46 euro's per hour isn't enough to travel to the space station once a week to clean/polish/hoover etc

Get an android cleaner

nah! costs to much in wd40

Vladimir has just sent out an order for a pizza delivery from one of those places that if it's delivered than a certain time, it's free

oops! delivered "later" than a certain

Free food always good idea

he forgot the free 1ltr coke

Its a mother of a long way on a moped

aye! but it's all downhill going back

err! Commander! is there something going off that we are not being told about ?

as in what ?

well! on the next supply craft that's due, there's an order for rolls of draught excluder ????

Thats for the bog door

Have you thought of installing a zip line to the council tip to get rid of the rubbish

we're orbiting at around 17,000 mph, which counciland which country

Any one will do share it around

ha! no way, it'll end up on ebay and someone else will get the profit

posh rubbish that dose not sound like us

space junkrare stuff