h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YES spliffs are quite hard to find in O/S man

NASA! I have a request from the crew up here as to the following! which bright 'erb! designed the space station door with a letterbox ? YOU want to see the junk mail we're getting even up here and NO! we don't want life insurance paid on death, it's a rip off

s'cuse me! has anyone got a match or lighter ? the suns gone out

can someone tell him that we're on the dark side of earth ie! it's night time

Just over Warrington then

or the Outer Limits of Essex known as Thurrock, some people call it the Twilight zone.

there's an idea floating around that we're going to build a Mars bar, so the astronauts have somewhere to go when they get there

I've just won a competition

whatcha won then ?

a week at the International Space Station Simulator at N.A.S.A.

A busmans holiday

It could DVD box sets of the Big Bang Theory for the astronauts to watch.

Alien thats the films to show (check the bog roll stores before screening)

don't need film box sets the have moved in on the next asteroid

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/3d_resources/station_spacewalk_game.html


who needs a week there, I can play "err! train" up here

Play train it will float off the rails a pain to get out of the tunnels

can someone send a semaphore message to the phone company, the string between our baked bean tin and nasa's has broken and needs fixing

Tie a knot in it that's a whole new meaning to loose ends

what! and float about space trying to find the breakno chance

Send a minion

that's a fantasy, there aren't no workforces any morethey're all on job seekers

That astronaut on the space-walk, is he a newbie ? he looks a bit green about the gills ?


THAT'S co's you've trapped his air-hose in the decompression door