h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thats a point What happens if you f#rt in your space suit?

smelly from car window screen

CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! there's a black-hole appeared just outside the Space station

crew! now I know where I left my tenpin bowling ball

NASA Control! can you cut the currant media link we have ? we're a tad fed up now we've have just hit our 65 millionth post - do they serve lager at the Mars Bar ? and also the 33 millionth post - how many pints of milk are there in the milky way ? plus 20 million - how much chocolate is there in the galaxy ?

Any one home

MEDIC! MEDIC! the space station doors shivering and sneezing ?????

it's ok! it's got a postcode

How do you get rid of the klingons? penicillin should do it

I just don't believe it! they've even left a plastic charity bag on the maintenance trellising near the space station door and "we'll collect Wednesday"

Typical they spend more money on wages and expenses than they give to the charity

Station commander speaking - attention all crew-members. Ok! we KNOW it's April 1st BUT! which idiot put a weather-vain on one of the solar panel struts ????

It will work well in a solar wind

only if blowing in right directioncan't if sun at t'other side of planet

Well you wont be gettin birds sitting on it

it's already got a cock on it

Whos that

that one that shouts cock a doodle do

http://youtu.be/CxBCHOwca-Q

thanks for the post