h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you want to see the crew members taking it in turns peddling the bike for that

What no androids

seized up, ran out of wd40

oh what a nice touch! NOT!!!!

what use is a rubber WELCOME door mat up here ? the bloody shuttles lock straight to the airtight door seals etc -

YOU ER WELCOME reversed EMOCLEW ER UOY translates to although in welsh

Thanks NASA! after all this time, we now have 17 tonnes of mail arrivedWE CAN'T move

which thickhead forgot to give us a postcode/zip-code ??? for regular mail deliveries

good job we ain't got hootoo up here

You made it back

yep! had a week travelling round Venus

She is a big girl then

got a rait pair of moons

But the answer is it's no moons at all. Venus and the planet Mercury are the only two planets that don’t have a single natural moon orbiting them.

did not know that

plenty of parking in geo-orbit for get-away weekends

Costs a few quid to send a postcard home though

I thought Earth was the only major planet in the Solar system that had a single moon orbiting it.

I sense a disturbance in the air.

Meteor?

Or did someone fail to properly seal the airlock?

No, it is the Vogons reciting their bizarre poems about an alien race of eccentrics who love filling in long and tedious bureaucratic forms for the fun of it.

Inflating with hot air?

I think I see.

An insidious Vogon plot to put everyone to sleep with a mild hypoxia.

How are the CO2 scrubbers in the air filtration system holding up?

2% CO2 in one's breathing mix also has an anesthetic effect.

there ain't no foreigners on the space station, only weirdo's


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