h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We could get Doctor Who (It is a secret but "The Oncoming Storm" is Doctor Who's real name) to send up our supplies.

we have a team of nasa knitters - knit one pearl one, making a carbon fibre ladder. To save shuttle launch costs

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One does have to be careful about that.

There's a recoil effect when launching the .

Its still action/reaction like conventional Newtonian motion; "Every action produces an equal and opposite reaction."

One has simply expanded the diagram to include the time dimension.

The effect becomes appreciable when mass of the launch point (the International Space Station) is comparable to that of the or, in point of fact, less.

that's the reason we don't have baked beans for tea - wind one way and movement the other>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whoosh

Eating too many baked beans causes hurricanes, blizzards and snow storms but typhoons are caused by drinking too much typhoo tea.

not on the space station

has anyone got any chain ? we need to tie down the wheelie bins, they keep floating away

I have got one Prof, it's a special type where it extends to any length that you want and it looks very pretty too as it is made of silver.

space station bins empted once every 6 month, council can't afford any more

Bet they fine you if you put the wrong stuff in the wrong colour bin

I bet your rates are out of this world

only with the nuclear waste bin

I've always felt that shooting it out into the darkest part of the sky one can find at escape velocity from the sun ought to do nicely for that.

Gone forever and decays to safe levels long begore it gets anywhere.

aim spent nuclear fuel/rods etc AT the sunit's the best recycling plant in the solar system

We've just launched the spare space shuttle from docking bay 2, it's chasing a shooting star - bloody gun culture, it's even got up here now

...in the sun might catalyze an unwanted reaction. The environmental ptotectionists, fearing to wake the lurking fear, will never allow it...

the sun is a nuclear reactor a bloody big one. I tried blowing out, to get some sleep - no chance

BTC required I think

? what's that

Bloody Thick Curtains

blackout curtains!

Oi! Captain, shove this down for the next shuttle delivery will yah!