h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://youtu.be/DKFzYUe5_p4

http://youtu.be/DW4w49gOAJc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcedKDZF0E

touché

ISS communique to NASA - Presidential election etc, we're staying neutral ok! co's we use the cheapest petrol/gas from any country so we can't be "bought"

We are going to be rescued from the bland food that we've been getting as Heston Blumenthal (he's got Harry Potter magical powers) will be making all our meals with magic and will be personally delivering them.

the foodthey'll fall off the broom

Hurricane Flora has ripped through the space station

it was the commanders mother-in-law, who came up on the shuttle bringing fresh supplies

new Cleaner ?

she's the The Dark Destroyer a wrestler that doesn't need a mask

Have we wondered into Fritz Lieber's universe?

too small, we here think big

SO BIG, that you just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

That big

Thanks D.Adams

nah! at least 7ft 8ins longer in every direction than that

Yes you just have to have room for a bar

already got one


Some of the molecules associated with life have been found in outer space. One of them is ALCOHOL. Astronomers have calculated that a hugh cloud in the constellation of Sagittarius contains enough ethyl alcohol to make 1028(10,000 million million million million) bottles of Whisky.

What should see us through the next few weeks

no need to bottle it, just get a straw

It had better be a long UN

ha! long! you want to see where the mens toilet is and how farno trees to go behind in space yah know