h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Commander! there's dark matter on one of the viewing portals ?

WELL! get a wet-wipe and go space walk and clean it off then

Who designed a Space Station windows on the bog side

Dunno, but probably they were dyslexial.

space station's bog (err toilet) portal has frosted glass
stops nosey 's

Wots the point of being there if you can't see the sights?

(Self opaqueing smart polaroid glass might be more to the point.)

who wants to look out of a bog window and see Uranus

Better than the valleys of mars

the 2 moons of Mars

and a lecture by Doctor Sheldon Cooper.

NASA has come to the conclusion that black holes are the universes equivalent of the potholes in our streetand with government cutbacksthey've no chance of being filled

to true

WoW mate! are you ok ? I just watched you fall through the clouds, are you a parachutist ?

nah! but that first step out of the International Space Station is a doozy!

The bungy cord rebound is a real bugg22

Is it safe up here

Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?

Red Dwarf just the best

Model T Space, you can have any colour you want, as long as it's black

Sound the alarm! the stations sensors have detected a potential unknown gas leak ?

it's only me! Arthur Windybottom blowing bubbles in the bath

Oi! it might be ok to leave the back door open on a hot day back home BUT! here, it's not cold air in - it's all air out! so shut it!

Commander! can you request from NASA a bricked patio for the space station ? some of us want to have a barbecue