h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ted Moult a good old boy

on advertising double glazing

sod double glazingthe space station still gets cold, so it's duvet timesee you later my fellow astronauts


turn the bloody anti gravity on please

Good night Prof sleep tight if you have the whisky

just for medicinal purposes hic



gu'night Bob, sleep well mate ok

You to mate

note to next shuttle supply delivery, send some 6ins nails/hammer! fed up of duvet floating away during night

Cut down on the beans then

Either that, or staple one of my Wife's Yorkshire puddings to each corner. Oh-oh, hello dear

yah reckon maybe stack them up and have a 4 poster bed ?

They make loverly clay pidgons

have you had TQ's missus's Yorkshire puds before Bob ?

No but I have seen similar shootin em was the only to kill em!

best check with TQ then, before ordering for the ISS

Mind you could use em as frisbees on a space walk. Think about the meteor shower caused by you, and the new game by

I'm thinking about the arcade game - shoot em up





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Maybe for real

aw eck! send for a pc engineer, some berks put microchips (potato) in a console and NOT microchips (silicon type) cheap labour again

You are not sposed to use those little alieans they can only just sell mash on the telly

actly